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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. ^ |£L5CTR^ RfPAlf BOBBY SOX LITTLE REGGIE After a few words, mostly spoken by the young wife, her hubby sprang to his feet. “You’ve gone too far!” he ex claimed angrily. “This is our last quarrel; I’m going right out of your life.” “Oh, John, darling, where are you going?” she cried. “Where I’ll never trouble you again,” he replied, as he started to open the door. “I’ll find a place where wild adventure will wipe out the memories of this moment—per haps in the jungle—or on the stormy seas. . . .” As he spcke he opened the door, then closed it again and turned sternly to his wife. “It’s lucky for you it’s raining,” he said. Pretty Close The young couple, as thousands of other New Yorkers, had at last acquired a country place in Con necticut. A kind-hearted native helped them get organized. “One thing,” said the native as he sur veyed the tall grass around the buildings, “you’ll have to get a scythe.” “Size?” asked the perplexed lady of the house. “No, not size, scythe!” “Well, what size?” continued the lady. “Please, lady,” pleaded the har assed native, “not size—SCYTHE! It’s a grass cutter.” The lady nodded understandingly. The next day she proudly displayed a glass cutter to the amazed helper. Looked Bad Up on the New England coast there is a dangerous reach of land marked on the charts as Dolliver’s neck. A violent storm was raging along the coast once just at the time that Senator Dolliver of Iowa was industriously campaigning for re- election. Among the electorate he was striving to impress was a large body of temperance advocates. Thus it came to pass that on elec tion day the good senator picked up his newspaper and was shaken to the bottom of his soul by what he found there. For across the top of the front page in big, black, bold type there appeared: “Five Schoon ers Gone Down Doliiver’s Neck.” PATIENCE! - "7 “Who’s waiting at this table anyway?” demanded the angry cus tomer. “Madam,” replied the busy wait ress, “you are, until your turn comes.” Old Timer Nervous Suitor—Mr. Smith, I—er —that is—I would like to—I mean— well, I have been paying attention to your daughter for six years. Mr. Smith—Well, what do you want, a pension? No Difference “I say, waiter, is this peach or apple pie?” “Can’t you tell by the taste?” “No.” “TVien what difference does it make?” NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Gay Appliqued Party Dress Fruit Designs to Cross-Stitch. ( 5181 Tot’s Party Dress p\AINTY and pretty and so easy for Mother to make—a charm ing round yoked dress for tots with a mere whisper of a sleeve and baby ducks parading around the bottom of the skirt. * * * To obtain complete pattern for the Ap plique Baby Duck Frock (Pattern No. 5600) sizes 2. 3 and 4 years included in pattern. Send 20 cents in coin, your name, address and pattern number. Fruit Motifs L OOKING for some simple handsome pick-up work these warm days? Here are some col orful fruit designs to do in cross stitch—big pears, strawberries, ba nanas, oranges, apples, plums and cherries in lovely shaded effects. • * * To obtain 7 transfer designs for th« shaded Cross Stitch Designs (Pattern No. 5181) color chart for working, amounts of different colored flosses, send 20 cents in coin, your name, address and pattern number. SEWtNG CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, 111. Enclose 20 cents for ^Pattern. No Name . ■ — Address — — TIRED, ACHY MUSCLES SPRAINS STRAINS BRUISES • STIFF JOINTS matyxt NEED it SLOAN'S LINIMENT IS OUT _ KTJffis For pipe or rolling—there’s no other tobacco like PRINCE ALBERTI , eACH PACKS BETTER IN PIPES V M -V "GRAND PIPELOADS of the mildest, mellowest tobacco a man ever had,” says Frank Hansen, speaking of Prince Albert smok ing tobacco. “It’s choice tobacco, that’s what. And that special crimp cut feature makes Prince Albert pack better in any pipe.* SS&JSZ I yfys'l’ 1 ^"FIRST OPP," says George Lindsay, "Prince Albert rolls better. That’s the crimp cut. No bunching, spilling —P. A. lays neat, hugs the paper. And when you light up, you know you’ve got a grand smoke coming.” ROLLS BETTER IN PAPERS