The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, August 30, 1946, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
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BOBBY
SOX
LITTLE REGGIE
After a few words, mostly spoken
by the young wife, her hubby
sprang to his feet.
“You’ve gone too far!” he ex
claimed angrily. “This is our last
quarrel; I’m going right out of your
life.”
“Oh, John, darling, where are
you going?” she cried.
“Where I’ll never trouble you
again,” he replied, as he started
to open the door. “I’ll find a place
where wild adventure will wipe out
the memories of this moment—per
haps in the jungle—or on the stormy
seas. . . .”
As he spcke he opened the door,
then closed it again and turned
sternly to his wife.
“It’s lucky for you it’s raining,”
he said.
Pretty Close
The young couple, as thousands
of other New Yorkers, had at last
acquired a country place in Con
necticut. A kind-hearted native
helped them get organized. “One
thing,” said the native as he sur
veyed the tall grass around the
buildings, “you’ll have to get a
scythe.”
“Size?” asked the perplexed lady
of the house.
“No, not size, scythe!”
“Well, what size?” continued the
lady.
“Please, lady,” pleaded the har
assed native, “not size—SCYTHE!
It’s a grass cutter.”
The lady nodded understandingly.
The next day she proudly displayed
a glass cutter to the amazed helper.
Looked Bad
Up on the New England coast
there is a dangerous reach of land
marked on the charts as Dolliver’s
neck. A violent storm was raging
along the coast once just at the time
that Senator Dolliver of Iowa was
industriously campaigning for re-
election. Among the electorate he
was striving to impress was a large
body of temperance advocates.
Thus it came to pass that on elec
tion day the good senator picked up
his newspaper and was shaken to
the bottom of his soul by what he
found there. For across the top of
the front page in big, black, bold
type there appeared: “Five Schoon
ers Gone Down Doliiver’s Neck.”
PATIENCE!
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“Who’s waiting at this table
anyway?” demanded the angry cus
tomer.
“Madam,” replied the busy wait
ress, “you are, until your turn
comes.”
Old Timer
Nervous Suitor—Mr. Smith, I—er
—that is—I would like to—I mean—
well, I have been paying attention
to your daughter for six years.
Mr. Smith—Well, what do you
want, a pension?
No Difference
“I say, waiter, is this peach or
apple pie?”
“Can’t you tell by the taste?”
“No.”
“TVien what difference does it
make?”
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