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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C. CROSS TOWN Bv Roland Coe u oe^ 11 ^o°. f%rv7 Cl BOBBY SOX By Marty Links <? t *? “Thinking it over I guess I'll just carve her initials on a TREE!” “When he sings I feel like he and I weie alone on a desert island!” NANCY oh. soy--- TONIGHT IS THELMA’S PART/ . yv/v By Ernie Buahmiller JANIE---WHAT SORT DRESS ARE VOU GOING WEAR TO THE PARTV ? * WE’RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A DRESS THAT MATCHES OUR BOY PR I END’S ■ , HAIR < TRme MUTT AND JEFF Voo JEFF. MV FRIEND. YOU ARE NOW IN THE COMPANY OF A GREAT, NEW AND POWERFUL LEA— M'LOVE?, By Bad Fisher LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita JITTER V Aghuic By Arthur Pointer REG’LAR FELLERS JIS TOLD ME NOT TO HIT HER BOY-FRIEND FOR. ANY DOUGH T'NIGHT— I VE GOT TO GET AROUND THAT .SOME WAY! T3 TS / .0! IDEA GERM HELLO, sergeanv have YOU a dollar bill FOR SOME WHY - - I BELIEVE l HAVE, BUMP Well. thatS okay—whats TWO BITS BETWEEN FRIENDS 1 By Gene Byrnes VIRGIL I AINT SHOWIN' THIS , TO EVERYONE.- BUT YOU CAN -> /* * IT'S A SECRET FORMULA- AMMONIA AND ACID .BUT I'LL LET YOU IN ON IT THESE ARE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT- 8#AND MEW- YOURS IS TH' FIRST SKIN THEY'VE ■—i EVER TOUCHED vC 1 r\ By Len Kleis MIGHTY NEIGHBORLY LITTLE SILENT SAM z ■T-T V S\>J^ By Jeff Hayes LAST IN STOCK When a young lawyer first opened his office in New York he took a basement room which had been pre viously occupied by a tailor. He was somewhat annoyed by the previous occupant’s callers and irritated by the fact that he had few of his own. One day an Irishman entered. “The tailor’s gone, I see,” he said. “I should think he has,” tartly responded the attorney. “And what do you sell?” asked the visitor, looking at the solitary table and the few law books. “Blockheads,” responded the lawyer. “Begorra,”, said the Irishman “ye must be doing a mighty fine business; ye aLo’t got but one left.” Just an Accident “Doc,” said the old mountaineer, leading a gangling youth into the presence of the village medico, “I want you should fix up my son-in- law. I shot him in the leg yester day and lamed him up a mite.” “Tut, tut,” clucked the doctor dis approvingly, “shame on you for shooting you own son-in-law!” “Wal, doc,” rejoined the moun taineer, “he warn’t my son-in-law when I shot him.” Old Wives’ Tales “When I stay out late at night, my wife gets historical.” “You mean hysterical.” “Brother, I mean historical. She digs up my past.” A BIG LUMP She was stout and must have weighed nearly 300 pounds. She was learning roller skating, when she had the misfortune to fall. Sev eral attendants rushed to her side, but were unable to raise her at once. One said soothingly: “We’ll get you up all right, mad am. Do not be alarmed.” “Oh, I’m not alarmed at all, but your floor is so terribly lumpy.” And then from underneath came 6 small voice which said: “I am not a lump. I’m an attendant!” Germs Want More A certain bank made it a prac tice to pay out new bills whenever possible. One day when a woman appeared, the paying teller apolo gized because he had to pay her in old and dirty bills. He asked her if she was afraid of microbes. “Microbes, no!” exclaimed the woman. “I’m a teacher; you don’t think a microbe could live on my salary, do you?” Too Much Noise! During the Sunday sermon, a baby began to cry at the top of its voice, and its mother carried it toward the door. “Stop!” said the minister. “Your baby is not disturbing me.” The mother turned toward the pul pit and addressed the preacher: “Oh, he isn’t, isn’t he? Well, you’re disturbing him.” DEEP AND DIRTY Willie—Pa, what’s a garden plot? Pa—The bugs and worms plan ning to eat your stuff up. Dangerous! “I hear,” said Congressman Cootie, “that a campaign is under way in the Midwest for an honest count of ballots.” “Ah hah!” quoth Senator Spout- er, “another of those threats by the radicals to overthrow our present f orm of government!” Dry Joke Jasper—Have you ever studied a blotter? Casper—Of course not. Why? Jasper — Very absorbing subject. NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Easily Made Wrap-Around Blouse Crocket Lovely Heirloom Doily / 5196 5107 Simple Blouse pASY to make —and a joy to L ' launder because it opens out Hat, is this cleverly designed blouse to top off your suit. 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