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“Thinking it over I guess I'll just carve her initials
on a TREE!”
“When he sings I feel like he and I weie alone
on a desert island!”
NANCY
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By Ernie Buahmiller
JANIE---WHAT SORT
DRESS ARE VOU GOING
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FRIEND. YOU
ARE NOW IN
THE COMPANY
OF A GREAT,
NEW AND
POWERFUL
LEA—
M'LOVE?,
By Bad Fisher
LITTLE REGGIE
By Margarita
JITTER
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By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
JIS TOLD ME NOT
TO HIT HER BOY-FRIEND
FOR. ANY DOUGH T'NIGHT—
I VE GOT TO GET AROUND
THAT .SOME WAY!
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TWO BITS
BETWEEN FRIENDS 1
By Gene Byrnes
VIRGIL
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IT'S A SECRET FORMULA-
AMMONIA AND ACID
.BUT I'LL LET YOU
IN ON IT
THESE ARE A BIRTHDAY
PRESENT- 8#AND MEW- YOURS
IS TH' FIRST SKIN THEY'VE
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By Len Kleis
MIGHTY
NEIGHBORLY
LITTLE
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By Jeff Hayes
LAST IN STOCK
When a young lawyer first opened
his office in New York he took a
basement room which had been pre
viously occupied by a tailor. He was
somewhat annoyed by the previous
occupant’s callers and irritated by
the fact that he had few of his own.
One day an Irishman entered.
“The tailor’s gone, I see,” he said.
“I should think he has,” tartly
responded the attorney.
“And what do you sell?” asked
the visitor, looking at the solitary
table and the few law books.
“Blockheads,” responded the
lawyer.
“Begorra,”, said the Irishman
“ye must be doing a mighty fine
business; ye aLo’t got but one
left.”
Just an Accident
“Doc,” said the old mountaineer,
leading a gangling youth into the
presence of the village medico, “I
want you should fix up my son-in-
law. I shot him in the leg yester
day and lamed him up a mite.”
“Tut, tut,” clucked the doctor dis
approvingly, “shame on you for
shooting you own son-in-law!”
“Wal, doc,” rejoined the moun
taineer, “he warn’t my son-in-law
when I shot him.”
Old Wives’ Tales
“When I stay out late at night, my
wife gets historical.”
“You mean hysterical.”
“Brother, I mean historical. She
digs up my past.”
A BIG LUMP
She was stout and must have
weighed nearly 300 pounds. She
was learning roller skating, when
she had the misfortune to fall. Sev
eral attendants rushed to her side,
but were unable to raise her at
once. One said soothingly:
“We’ll get you up all right, mad
am. Do not be alarmed.”
“Oh, I’m not alarmed at all, but
your floor is so terribly lumpy.”
And then from underneath came
6 small voice which said: “I am not
a lump. I’m an attendant!”
Germs Want More
A certain bank made it a prac
tice to pay out new bills whenever
possible. One day when a woman
appeared, the paying teller apolo
gized because he had to pay her in
old and dirty bills. He asked her if
she was afraid of microbes.
“Microbes, no!” exclaimed the
woman. “I’m a teacher; you don’t
think a microbe could live on my
salary, do you?”
Too Much Noise!
During the Sunday sermon, a baby
began to cry at the top of its voice,
and its mother carried it toward
the door. “Stop!” said the minister.
“Your baby is not disturbing me.”
The mother turned toward the pul
pit and addressed the preacher:
“Oh, he isn’t, isn’t he? Well, you’re
disturbing him.”
DEEP AND DIRTY
Willie—Pa, what’s a garden plot?
Pa—The bugs and worms plan
ning to eat your stuff up.
Dangerous!
“I hear,” said Congressman
Cootie, “that a campaign is under
way in the Midwest for an honest
count of ballots.”
“Ah hah!” quoth Senator Spout-
er, “another of those threats by the
radicals to overthrow our present
f orm of government!”
Dry Joke
Jasper—Have you ever studied a
blotter?
Casper—Of course not. Why?
Jasper — Very absorbing subject.
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