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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. CROSS TOWN Roland Coe “Bow'd you ever find THIS spot, Fred? The fish jump right up and grab the flies I keep stuck in my hat!’’ BOBBY SOX By Marty Links “Men are so unpredictable! Cecil asked me to the Senior Prom, and when I said no—he didn’t ask me again!’’ NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller MUTT AND JEFF Fisher LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita TRAVELING COMPANIONS A hillbilly had raised a lot of hogs for the market, and when they were about ready to be sold a traveling buyer had offered a certain price for the entire group, and agreed to call for them besides. But the hill billy was stubborn and wouldn’t sell. Instead, he drove the whole lot the not inconsiderable distance into town, but when he arrived there could get no better price than-pre cisely what had been offered him at home. ' The traveling buyer heard what had happened, and the next time he was in the neighborhood stopped in to see the hillbilly. "Well,” he taunted, “you didn’t make much money by driving your hogs into town, did you?” “No, I didn’t,” dejectedly admit ted the hillbilly. “I didn’t make no money. But then, you know,” he added, his face brightening, “I had the company of the hogs on the way down.” ONE CONSOLATION “I’m lost away from the horse races,” growled Howson, looking up from his morning paper. “You may be,” observed his wife, “but your money isn’t.” Too Tough for Heaven Kirk was pugnacious but he didn’t live long. A few days after his funeral his widow was hanging pensively over her front gate. A neighbor came along and stopped to offer her some consolation “Well, poor Kirk,” she remarked, " ’e’U be ’itting the ’arp with the hangels now.” “Not ’im,” replied the widow, “more likely ’e’ll be ’itting the hangels with the ’arp.” JITTER By Arthur Pointer REG’LAR FELLERS SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes Treated Like a Weed Composer Edward MacDowell was inveigled by an adoring mother into listening to her child's rendition of his composition, “To a Wild Rose.” The offspring struggled through it painfully. “Doesn’t she play adorably, Mr. MacDowell?” beamed the proud parent. “And just think, I taught her to play all by myself!” “Fine,” smiled MacDowell. “But you shouldn’t have. taught her to pull it up so by the roots.” Get a Horse Young Woman (in photo studio)— I'd like this enlarged. Clerk—Would you like it mount ed? Y. W.—Oh yes—he’ll look nice on a horse. Good Reasons “Doc, why did you choose to be a skin specialist?" “Because my patients never get ae out of bed at night, they never ie and they never get well.” WELL COOKED “Charlie sure acts hard-boiled j lately.” “Well, he ought to. His wife has. kept him in hot water for two months.” Wants the Tip-off Father—So you’re going to take my daughter from me without any warning? Suitor—Not at all, sir. If there is anything about her you want to warn me of please tell me. Well Worn “But doctor, I know I'm getting all the exercise I need.” “Well, there’s no indication of it.” “I know, but you only looked at my tongue. Now look at the soles of my shoes.” SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Scalloped ^drocL j^or ItJartn (jown an J jacU Sel Wad* For Summer Wear. pOR pleasant summer afternoons, a beautifully fitting dress that comes in a wide size range. The scalloped neckline is very flatter ing, brief pleated sleeves are cool and comfortable. Note the dainty, feminine shoulder shirring. 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