The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 26, 1946, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
CROSS
TOWN
Roland Coe
“Bow'd you ever find THIS spot, Fred? The fish jump
right up and grab the flies I keep stuck in my hat!’’
BOBBY
SOX
By
Marty Links
“Men are so unpredictable! Cecil asked me to the
Senior Prom, and when I said no—he didn’t
ask me again!’’
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
Fisher
LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita
TRAVELING
COMPANIONS
A hillbilly had raised a lot of hogs
for the market, and when they were
about ready to be sold a traveling
buyer had offered a certain price
for the entire group, and agreed to
call for them besides. But the hill
billy was stubborn and wouldn’t sell.
Instead, he drove the whole lot the
not inconsiderable distance into
town, but when he arrived there
could get no better price than-pre
cisely what had been offered him
at home. '
The traveling buyer heard what
had happened, and the next time
he was in the neighborhood stopped
in to see the hillbilly. "Well,” he
taunted, “you didn’t make much
money by driving your hogs into
town, did you?”
“No, I didn’t,” dejectedly admit
ted the hillbilly. “I didn’t make no
money. But then, you know,” he
added, his face brightening, “I had
the company of the hogs on the
way down.”
ONE CONSOLATION
“I’m lost away from the horse
races,” growled Howson, looking up
from his morning paper.
“You may be,” observed his wife,
“but your money isn’t.”
Too Tough for Heaven
Kirk was pugnacious but he
didn’t live long.
A few days after his funeral his
widow was hanging pensively over
her front gate. A neighbor came
along and stopped to offer her some
consolation
“Well, poor Kirk,” she remarked,
" ’e’U be ’itting the ’arp with the
hangels now.”
“Not ’im,” replied the widow,
“more likely ’e’ll be ’itting the
hangels with the ’arp.”
JITTER By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
SILENT SAM
By Jeff Hayes
Treated Like a Weed
Composer Edward MacDowell
was inveigled by an adoring mother
into listening to her child's rendition
of his composition, “To a Wild
Rose.” The offspring struggled
through it painfully.
“Doesn’t she play adorably, Mr.
MacDowell?” beamed the proud
parent. “And just think, I taught
her to play all by myself!”
“Fine,” smiled MacDowell. “But
you shouldn’t have. taught her to
pull it up so by the roots.”
Get a Horse
Young Woman (in photo studio)—
I'd like this enlarged.
Clerk—Would you like it mount
ed?
Y. W.—Oh yes—he’ll look nice on
a horse.
Good Reasons
“Doc, why did you choose to be a
skin specialist?"
“Because my patients never get
ae out of bed at night, they never
ie and they never get well.”
WELL COOKED
“Charlie sure acts hard-boiled j
lately.”
“Well, he ought to. His wife has.
kept him in hot water for two
months.”
Wants the Tip-off
Father—So you’re going to take
my daughter from me without any
warning?
Suitor—Not at all, sir. If there is
anything about her you want to
warn me of please tell me.
Well Worn
“But doctor, I know I'm getting
all the exercise I need.”
“Well, there’s no indication of it.”
“I know, but you only looked at
my tongue. Now look at the soles of
my shoes.”
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—•—
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