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WW^ U I / THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. Cl DECEMBER 11, 1942 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young m By LANG ARMSTRONG “■—You guys’ll have to hold that line alone— the yell leader is all wore out!” | The I World at Its Worst V SMALL BOV WHO, IN ORDER fo AVOID ACC0N1PANVIN6 HIS TAMILV ON A DISMAL Vl5lf t) AUNf JANE'S, HAS HIDDEN OUt OVER THE 6ARA6E,5fEADfASuy ^ IGNORING ALL -THEIR SHOUIS TOR HIM, DISCOVERS THAT PLANS HAVE CHANGED AND fHEV’RE 60IN6 16 THE MOV/ES tEslisiH by Tbs BsH »yafteais. It > SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS LALA PALOOZA —A Hasty Exit By RUBE GOLDBERG REG’LAR FELLERS—Assistant Cook RAISING KANE—Such as New Ybrk Cuts? 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