The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, December 11, 1942, Image 7
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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. Cl DECEMBER 11, 1942
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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By
LANG
ARMSTRONG
“■—You guys’ll have to hold that line alone—
the yell leader is all wore out!”
| The
I World at
Its Worst
V
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HAS HIDDEN OUt OVER THE 6ARA6E,5fEADfASuy ^
IGNORING ALL -THEIR SHOUIS TOR HIM, DISCOVERS THAT
PLANS HAVE CHANGED AND fHEV’RE 60IN6 16 THE MOV/ES
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SPARKY WATTS
By BOODY ROGERS
LALA PALOOZA —A Hasty Exit
By RUBE GOLDBERG
REG’LAR FELLERS—Assistant Cook
RAISING KANE—Such as New Ybrk Cuts?
By FRANK WEBB
EAT THOSE
certainly not; fleischmann's
WITH THE YELLOW LABEL IS THE
ONLY YEAST WITH VITAMINS A AND
D IN ADDITION TO Bl AND G, WHICH
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NO GREAT LOSS IN THE OVEN, THAT'S
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TOLERANCE
A clergyman was arguing with a
successful business man on the de
sirability of attending church. At
last he put the question squarely:
"What is your personal reason for
not attending?"
The other smiled as he replied:
“One finds so many hypocrites
there.”
"Don’t let that keep you away,”
said the parson. "There's always
room for one more.”
Bible Reader
Billy—When were railroads first
known?
Jerry—Back in Bible times.
Billy—Who are you trying to kid?
Jerry—Nobody. Read it for your
self, the Queen of Sheba went to
Jerusalem with a very great train.
SCENE CHANGE
Hubby—Sometimes I feel that 1
once sat on a throne and waved a
scepter.
Wifey—And now, you are going
to stand on the back porch and wave
a rug beater.
Where’s the Hook?
Smart—People are carried away
with the things 1 make.
Smarty—You must turn out some
artistic stuff. *
Smart—No, I just make stretch
ers.
Maybe Right
Dad—Do you know, Tom, you’ll
never be President If you’re
naughty.
Son—That’s all right We’re Re
publicans anyway.
for colds’ coughing, sniffles and muscle
aches get the salve with the base of old-
fashioned mutton suet Grandma liked.
Cattish Sea
The sea is feline. It licks your
feet—its huge flanks purr very-
pleasant for you; but it will crack
your bones and eat you, for all
that, and wipe the crimsoned foam
from its jaws as if nothing had
happened.—O. W. Holmes.
Patriotic Simian
One of the few species of ani
mals that wear our patriotic col
ors is the patas monkey, Cerco-
pithecus patas, of West Africa. Its
back and legs are red, its stomach
is white and its face is blue.
Two’s One Too
Betty—Tell me, is John in the
habit of talking to himself?
Jerry—I can’t say. I never was
with him when he was alone.
Bat No Gas
Mother—How are you getting
along in spelling?
Soi>—Fine, Mom, we’re having six
cylinder words, now.
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Permanent Fall
John—What stopped you front
skating?
Jane—I fell down one more time
than I got up.
Speaking From Behind
“A man behind the times is apt
to speak ill of them, on the princi
ple that nothing looks well from
behind."—Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Quick Thinking
Fresh Guy—How about some old-
fashioned lovemaking?
Senorita—All right. I’ll call grand
ma for you.
Double-Edged
Book Agent—Please don't bother
to see me to the door.
Mrs. Zook—It’s no bother at all,
really, it’a a pleasure.
Oysters Rationed
Waiter—You sometimes find a
pearl in oyster stew.
Customer—I’m looking for the
oysters.
MUSCULAR
I RHEUMATIC PAIN
I For Quick
A Koliof—»
^ tin on
HIISterQLE
■attar Bus OU-Fa
Our Judgment
“ ’Tis with our judgments as
our watches, none go just alike,
yet each believes his own.”—Alex
ander Pope.
AL FRESCO
Frank—I usually eat out during
the winter.
Mary—I should think It would be
too cold at this time of the year.
I prefer to eat in.
COLDS
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Directions Please
Driver—How far is it to Mudville
Flats?
Farmer—Wal, it’s about 24,995
miles the way you’re headed but if
you turn around, H’s only about five.
Smells Mad
Henry—I suppose you were pretty
mad when you stumbled over that
skunk.
Harry—Mad. I was highly In
censed.
Quick Thinking
Betty—Mother, there’s a mouse in
the milk pail.
Mom—You took It out, didn’t you?
Betty—No, Mother, I threw the
cat in.
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Larry—I go with Bette because
she’s different from other girls.
Harry—How's that?
Larry—She’ll go with me I
Your Torn Now
Mr.—You know, in spite of what
you think, I’m not as foolish as I
look.
Mrs.—I know, you couldn’t be.
Paging an Angel
Bill—So you’re determined to
marry a flier?
Anne—Yes. No man on earth is
good enough for me.
• Easy to Learn
Mrs.—(learning to drive)—But I
don't know what to do now!
Mr.—Just imagine that I’m driv
ing.
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