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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C, MAY 8, 1942 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley Yeah, We Can’t Have That REG’LAR FELLERS—Expert Advice POP—Wrong Number By GENE BYRNES By J. MILLAR WATT you WANT" THE , /TOO • “—Guess which hand is yer birthday present!” aares at batter AMD STARTS WINDUP swings arms hound AND HOUND LIKE A WINDMILL UNTIL SOME ONE SHOUTS TO HURRY UP AND PITCH, THEY HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT STOPS AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP STARTS WINDUP ALL OVER. AGAIN AFTER WINDMILL MOTION, POISES, LEFT FOOT UP, READY TO PITCH, THE WAY HEHAC GEENITIM PICTURES UNLUCKILY, AT CkU- 61AL MOMENT LOSES BALANCE,WHICH BRINGS RAUCOUS LAUGHS FROM OPPONENTS STARTS WINDUP OVER AGAIN, WHILE TELLING HECKLERS WHAT HE THINKS OF THEM PITCHES AND DISCON SOLATELY WATCHES BALL SAIL OUT OF THE LOT FOR A HOME RUN BU GGING DOWN “Another of my biscuits? So you enjoyed the ones I gave you this morning?” “Well-er-you see ma’am, I’m goin’ fishin’ an’ I ain’t got no sinker!” SHOCKING “I think the revelation made in her love letters read in court is simply shocking.” “Yes; her grammar is very bad.” SWALLOW IT Patient—I see. Doctor; now, just how shall I take your advice? Doctor — Simply with a spoon, madam, simply with a spoon! PRECAUTION “I know that I’m not good enough for you.” “You wouldn’t be. But I’ve found that the good men die young, and I don’t look well in black.” RUSHED “Is Frank engaged to Bessie?” “No, I think he’s the only fellow here who isn’t.” EXHIBITION Daughter—Father, I was glad to see you admiring Harvey’s broad high forehead. Father (in the advertising busi ness)—Hum! Yes, wouldn’t it make a dandy space for a display poster? AND CACKLING “The hen must be a gloomy crea ture.” “Why?” “Always broodin’, you know.” SWEETNESS AND— “Moggs married a brunette.” “He always preferred darkness to light." A TTRACTIVE holders for cac- tus and small plants are these which you may make yourself. Use jig or coping saw to cut the various parts of the designs from plywood or other suitable wood, then assemble and paint, and use as a decorative asset to kitchen, dining or living room. • • • The hen and rooster pair, duck, cow. and the sunbonnet girl and overall boy with their wheelbarrow all come on one pattern Z9267, IS cents. Complete direc tions for making this sextet of clever flower holders, general cutout InstrucUans and painting suggestions accompany the pattern. Send your order to: AUNT MARTHA Box K6-W Kansas City, Mo. Enclose IS cents for each pattern desired. Pattern N-» Name Address Spreading News in Tibet In Tibet news is read aloud by the priests to the populace. There are two reasons for this: Few Tibetans can read, and only 50 copies of their one newspaper are printed. Walter Asboe, a European, does the job on a hand press. Then he sends the 50 papers to the lamas or priests, who summon the peo ple of the neighboring villages to listen to the news. The papers are then forwarded to another, group of lamas. By the time they have traveled to the far frontiers of Tibet, the news may be from six months to two years old! Lightning Flashes. Flashes of lightning from a cloud to the earth have been less than 3,000 feet in length, while flashes from one cloud to another have been more than 20 miles in length. GAS ON STOMACH What many Doctors do for it When excess stomach add causes gas. soar stomach or heartburn, doctors prescribe the fastest-actio* medicines known for symtomatic relief—medidnea like those in Bell-ans Tablets. No laxative. If your very first trial doesn’t prove Bell-ans better, return bottle to us and get double your money back, 26a. (MIDDLE-AGES WOMENS HEED THIS ADVICE!! If you’re cross, restless, suffer hot flashes, nervous feelings, dizziness, distress of “Irregularities”—caused by this period In a woman’s life—try Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Com pound at once! Pinkham’s Compound Is made especially for women, and famous to help relieve distress due to this female functional disturbance. Thousands upon thousands of women have reported gratifying benefits. Follow label directions. ^WORTH TRYING 1 ^ BAuujs\r^^S(essedKeUei. RHEUMtfriSMru E E 5 o For Victory BUY U.S. BONDS AND STAMPS