The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, May 08, 1942, Image 2
THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C, MAY 8, 1942
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley Yeah, We Can’t Have That
REG’LAR FELLERS—Expert Advice
POP—Wrong Number
By GENE BYRNES
By J. MILLAR WATT
you WANT"
THE ,
/TOO •
“—Guess which hand is yer
birthday present!”
aares at batter
AMD STARTS WINDUP
swings arms hound
AND HOUND LIKE A
WINDMILL UNTIL SOME
ONE SHOUTS TO HURRY
UP AND PITCH, THEY
HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT
STOPS AND TELLS
HIM TO SHUT UP
STARTS WINDUP ALL
OVER. AGAIN
AFTER WINDMILL
MOTION, POISES,
LEFT FOOT UP, READY
TO PITCH, THE WAY
HEHAC GEENITIM
PICTURES
UNLUCKILY, AT CkU-
61AL MOMENT LOSES
BALANCE,WHICH
BRINGS RAUCOUS
LAUGHS FROM
OPPONENTS
STARTS WINDUP
OVER AGAIN,
WHILE TELLING
HECKLERS WHAT HE
THINKS OF THEM
PITCHES AND DISCON
SOLATELY WATCHES
BALL SAIL OUT OF
THE LOT FOR A
HOME RUN
BU
GGING DOWN
“Another of my biscuits? So you
enjoyed the ones I gave you this
morning?”
“Well-er-you see ma’am, I’m goin’
fishin’ an’ I ain’t got no sinker!”
SHOCKING
“I think the revelation made in
her love letters read in court is
simply shocking.”
“Yes; her grammar is very bad.”
SWALLOW IT
Patient—I see. Doctor; now, just
how shall I take your advice?
Doctor — Simply with a spoon,
madam, simply with a spoon!
PRECAUTION
“I know that I’m not good enough
for you.”
“You wouldn’t be. But I’ve found
that the good men die young, and
I don’t look well in black.”
RUSHED
“Is Frank engaged to Bessie?”
“No, I think he’s the only fellow
here who isn’t.”
EXHIBITION
Daughter—Father, I was glad to
see you admiring Harvey’s broad
high forehead.
Father (in the advertising busi
ness)—Hum! Yes, wouldn’t it make
a dandy space for a display poster?
AND CACKLING
“The hen must be a gloomy crea
ture.”
“Why?”
“Always broodin’, you know.”
SWEETNESS AND—
“Moggs married a brunette.”
“He always preferred darkness to
light."
A TTRACTIVE holders for cac-
tus and small plants are these
which you may make yourself.
Use jig or coping saw to cut the
various parts of the designs from
plywood or other suitable wood,
then assemble and paint, and use
as a decorative asset to kitchen,
dining or living room.
• • •
The hen and rooster pair, duck, cow.
and the sunbonnet girl and overall boy
with their wheelbarrow all come on one
pattern Z9267, IS cents. Complete direc
tions for making this sextet of clever
flower holders, general cutout InstrucUans
and painting suggestions accompany the
pattern. Send your order to:
AUNT MARTHA
Box K6-W Kansas City, Mo.
Enclose IS cents for each pattern
desired. Pattern N-»
Name
Address
Spreading News in Tibet
In Tibet news is read aloud by
the priests to the populace. There
are two reasons for this: Few
Tibetans can read, and only 50
copies of their one newspaper are
printed.
Walter Asboe, a European, does
the job on a hand press. Then he
sends the 50 papers to the lamas
or priests, who summon the peo
ple of the neighboring villages to
listen to the news.
The papers are then forwarded
to another, group of lamas. By
the time they have traveled to the
far frontiers of Tibet, the news
may be from six months to two
years old!
Lightning Flashes.
Flashes of lightning from a
cloud to the earth have been less
than 3,000 feet in length, while
flashes from one cloud to another
have been more than 20 miles in
length.
GAS ON STOMACH
What many Doctors do for it
When excess stomach add causes gas. soar stomach
or heartburn, doctors prescribe the fastest-actio*
medicines known for symtomatic relief—medidnea
like those in Bell-ans Tablets. No laxative. If your
very first trial doesn’t prove Bell-ans better, return
bottle to us and get double your money back, 26a.
(MIDDLE-AGES
WOMENS
HEED THIS ADVICE!!
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flashes, nervous feelings, dizziness,
distress of “Irregularities”—caused
by this period In a woman’s life—try
Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Com
pound at once!
Pinkham’s Compound Is made
especially for women, and famous
to help relieve distress due to this
female functional disturbance.
Thousands upon thousands of
women have reported gratifying
benefits. Follow label directions.
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