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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C. OCTOBER 24, 1941 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN l ^— L ‘Dofgonitl There’s a bowline ball in here somewhere!*' AMAZON “She’s no lady.” “Why, I always thought her most refined.” “On the surface, yes. But what do you think of a woman who wears her little boy’s football shoes to the bargain sales and spikes everyone who gets in her way?” A NEW ONE “But that isn’t the same story you told me the last time you were here.” “No, mum; you seemed ter doubt de other one.” SECRET City Friend—In what form do you find it the most profitable to send your corn to market? Farmer — I ain’t telling—ef you don’t know! THAT’S ALL Pessimist—By George, I can’t see any silver lining to this cloud of high cost of living. Every blessed thing under the canopy has gone up. Optimist: Oh, no; with the ap proach of winter thermometers are getting lower every day. PERHAPS Wifey — I wonder why Solomon was considered the wisest man? Hubby—Probably, my dear, be cause he had so many wives to give him good advice. OLD STUFF Police Captain—I gave him the “third degree” and he never flinched. Detective—No wonder. He be- I Ions. 3 to about ten fraternal organi- | zations. I TURNED ABOUT “What’s the trouble, old man?” “I’m in a bad way. I lie awa)ce nights thinking about my work. Then, when I’m at work I keep gen ing to sleep.” Witness Finally Admitted Stronger Force's Influence Cross-examining a witness on the other side, an attorney tried by every means possible to dis credit him. “You tell us you came to the city in search of work,” he said meaningly. "I put to you that there was another, a stronger, mo tive which brought you all that distance. Isn’t that so?” The witness hesitated a time, then slowly replied, “Well, yes, there was.” “Ah!” exclaimed the barrister triumphantly, “Now tell the court what it was.” “A locomotive,” replied the wit ness blandly. Free, a Grand Cook Book Standard Brands, Inc., Dept. W, 691 Washington Street, New York City, have prepared a cook book containing dozens of delicious recipes for those who bake at home. It may be had absolutely free by dropping a post card to Standard Brands at the above ad dress, requesting that it be mailed td you.—Adv. Guard the Lips Govern the lips as they were palace-doors, the king within; tranquil and fair and courteous be all words which from the presence win.—Sir Edwin Arnold. same expert care used when QUINTUPIETS CATCH COLD At the first sign of a chest cold—the Quintuplets' throats and chests are rubbed with Musterole — a product made especially to promptly relieve the DISTRESS of colds and resulting bronchial and croupy coughs. Musterole gives such wonderful re* suits because it’s MORE than an ordi» nary “salve.” It helps break up local congestion. Since Musterole is used on the Quints you may be sure you’re us ing just abouttheBEST product made! IN 3 STRENGTHS: Children’s Mild Musterole. Also Regular and Extra Strength for grown-ups who prefer a stronger product. All drugstores. MUSteroIF Justice Vs. Force Our whole social life is in es sence but a long, slow striving for the victory of justice over force.— John Galsworthy. GrutitifudeA? TRY THIS FORMIU Caacara Sagrada, Frangula, Sal Am arum, Anise, Caraway, Fen nel, Ginger, Licorice, Methyl Salicylate, Curbonate of Mag nesia, Oil of Cinnamon, Glycerine and Sassafras. It’s all ready for you under the name of “ADLERIKA.” If occasionally bothered with constipation, aggravating gas, headaches or bad breath, try this formula for its DOUBLE ACTION; S carminatives for relief of gas pains and 3 laxatives for QUICK bowel action. Just take this ad to your druggist. J Truth Untouched Change lays not her hand upon truth.—Charles Swinburne. Watch Your Kidneys/ Help Them Cleanse the Blood of Harmful Body Waste Your kidneys are constantly filtering waste matter from the blood stream. But kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do not act as Nature intended—fail to re move impurities that, if retained, may K ison the system and upset the whole dy machinery. Symptoms may be nagging backache; persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, puffinesa under the eyes—a feeling of nervous anxiety and loss of pep and strength. Other signs of kidney or bladder dis order are sometimes burning, scanty or too frequent urination. There should be no doubt that prompt treatment is wiser than neglect. Usa Doan’• Pills. Doan’s have been winning new friends for more than forty years. They have a nation-wide reputation. Are recommended by grateful people tha country over. Ask your neighbor 1 DOANS PILLS BEACONS of —SAFETY— • Like a beacon light on the height—the advertise ments in newspapers direct you to newer, better and easier ways of providing the things needed or desired. It shines, this beacon of newspaper advertising—and it will be to your advantage to fol low it whenever you make a purchase.