The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, October 24, 1941, Image 10
THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C. OCTOBER 24, 1941
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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‘Dofgonitl There’s a bowline ball in here somewhere!*'
AMAZON
“She’s no lady.”
“Why, I always thought her most
refined.”
“On the surface, yes. But what
do you think of a woman who wears
her little boy’s football shoes to the
bargain sales and spikes everyone
who gets in her way?”
A NEW ONE
“But that isn’t the same story you
told me the last time you were
here.”
“No, mum; you seemed ter doubt
de other one.”
SECRET
City Friend—In what form do you
find it the most profitable to send
your corn to market?
Farmer — I ain’t telling—ef you
don’t know!
THAT’S ALL
Pessimist—By George, I can’t see
any silver lining to this cloud of high
cost of living. Every blessed thing
under the canopy has gone up.
Optimist: Oh, no; with the ap
proach of winter thermometers are
getting lower every day.
PERHAPS
Wifey — I wonder why Solomon
was considered the wisest man?
Hubby—Probably, my dear, be
cause he had so many wives to give
him good advice.
OLD STUFF
Police Captain—I gave him the
“third degree” and he never
flinched.
Detective—No wonder. He be-
I Ions. 3 to about ten fraternal organi-
| zations.
I
TURNED ABOUT
“What’s the trouble, old man?”
“I’m in a bad way. I lie awa)ce
nights thinking about my work.
Then, when I’m at work I keep gen
ing to sleep.”
Witness Finally Admitted
Stronger Force's Influence
Cross-examining a witness on
the other side, an attorney tried
by every means possible to dis
credit him.
“You tell us you came to the
city in search of work,” he said
meaningly. "I put to you that
there was another, a stronger, mo
tive which brought you all that
distance. Isn’t that so?”
The witness hesitated a time,
then slowly replied, “Well, yes,
there was.”
“Ah!” exclaimed the barrister
triumphantly, “Now tell the court
what it was.”
“A locomotive,” replied the wit
ness blandly.
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Guard the Lips
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Our whole social life is in es
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