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/ McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. CU THITRSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, mo the Whole Family BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN ^MEH -WC ELEPHANT act Nk{AS OVER. WRA PUT ALTA TMR13 A SERIES OP STUNTS .W MCANV^HILC. *SlUC POVILER STAVED OUT OF ADA’S SIGHT AS HE HAD PROMISED flNALLV THE SENGATIONAL DANCE E>CIT LALA PALOOZA —A Terrible Strain ferny CIRCUS DUU,** To n MASTER RHUMBA By RUBE GOLDBERG NOW, GIRLS, AFTER MAZIE’S BIG NUMBER, YOU SHOOT THE RIFLES WTO THE AIR AND LALA, AS THE WOUNDED DUCK, JUMPS WTO THE NET BEHIND THE CLUMP OF BUSHES - NOW, HEY, WHERE IS THAT DISAPPEARING BUMP? SHE’LL DRIVE ME STARK, RAVING MAD! lala! LALA! LALA! PM JUST TESTING THE NET TO SEE IF IT’S Ttaak Jay Marker Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP— Unde Si Got a Kick Oat of Hie Gag Am umcle.: /vu+I&M vdon't me.ei>^ HR+E OLl> VJELL/ •He VJILLCUT IT J-TP Am' &£ll iTi ^EOrfc Jobt-holes. By C. M. PAYNE Ball Syndicate.—WNU Senrloe MESCAL IKE By s.l huntley WMAT HAKES VUU DAD GUM MED PUMMV LIKE.? TUikik 1 VANTTA CATCH HIS COLD? 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NHD CHAIRS M61N5 FROM WH<H HE REflRES lb SHOW REJUrtS M DlRf, 50MJN6, lEM/tNfc BRU iN ANP HE IS -foU) 16 6WE UP MRU, WHERE UNClE OEOttE MUMDMSEFOaN EUEH1UPUV1URNS H»S fWOEOH FT EXCELLENT QUALIFICATION “Are you an expert accountant?” asked the prospective employer. “Yes, sir,” said the applicant. “Your written references seem all right, but tell me more about your self.” “Well, my wife kept a household account for thirty days. One night after dinner I sat down and in less than an hour found out how much we owed our grocer.” “Hang up your hat and coat,” di rected the employer. “The job’s yours.” Bachelors, Look Out! Mrs. Neighbor—I’ve been looking for my husband for two hours. Spinster—That’s nothing. I’ve been looking for one for 20 years and haven’t found him yet. Life and Hope “Can’t the doctors extend any hope at ali to the relatives of that very rich man?” “No; they say he is likely to live for years.” I THE SPORTING WING' By LAW ARMSTRONG sn 3b ci jcn- *1 don’t care if there is a race today, I need my ironing board.” Here’s Laundry Bag That’s Streamlined By RUTH WYETH SPEARS DEHOLD this modern version of ^ an old-time laundry bag. It is made of sturdy ticking in crisp red and white stripes. It hangs flat against the wall with ivory rings over brass hooks. It closes neatly with a zipper and may bo opened with one hand. The zip per is applied in a curve to make an ample opening, and the bag is held in shape with a board in the bottom. Surely you will want one* of these and will want to make 1 5 LY MTZIPREA IN A" {CURVED OPENING FIRST. THEN STITCH SEAMS'TVRN RIGHT SIDE OUT THROUGH QfENmCj USE A 5k I INSIDE TO FIT BOTTOM I’AYARDS OF 32" TICKING REQUIRED BACK, BOTTOM AND NT ONE PIECE $4X1 one or more for gifts. Christmas is not so far away, and here is something for a man, woman or child. Everything you need to know to make this bag is given in the sketch. These directions are not in any of the booklets, so be sure 1 to clip them. There is also an in teresting laundry and shoe doorj pocket in Book 4. An easy-to- 1 make garment bag illustrated in' Book 1, and twin pockets for at pantry door in Book 3, solve the, problem of what to do with clean and soiled tea towels. AH these! closet accessories make grand gift' and bazaar items. NOTE: These homemaking booklets are s service to oar readers and No. 5 Just published contains a description of the: other numbers, as well as 32 pages qf clever ideas fully Illustrate^. They are' 10 cents each to cover cost and mailing.' Send order to: MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS Drawer 19 - Bedford Hills New York Enclose 10 cents for each book ordered. Name Address Service to Humanity Public office is a public trust. 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