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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. CU THITRSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, mo
the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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STAVED OUT OF ADA’S
SIGHT AS HE HAD PROMISED
flNALLV THE SENGATIONAL DANCE E>CIT
LALA PALOOZA —A Terrible Strain
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CIRCUS
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RHUMBA
By RUBE GOLDBERG
NOW, GIRLS, AFTER MAZIE’S BIG
NUMBER, YOU SHOOT THE RIFLES
WTO THE AIR AND LALA, AS
THE WOUNDED DUCK, JUMPS
WTO THE NET BEHIND THE
CLUMP OF BUSHES - NOW,
HEY, WHERE IS THAT
DISAPPEARING
BUMP? SHE’LL
DRIVE ME STARK,
RAVING MAD!
lala!
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PM JUST TESTING
THE NET TO
SEE IF IT’S
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By C. M. PAYNE
Ball Syndicate.—WNU Senrloe
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THE SOUNP WAS
TOO LOUD !
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THE PRESENT
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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COHSlMf 6R0B61H6 MPIR tHlS CAUSES FAMILY SCENE
SCifM. NHD CHAIRS M61N5 FROM WH<H HE REflRES
lb SHOW REJUrtS M DlRf, 50MJN6, lEM/tNfc BRU iN
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EXCELLENT QUALIFICATION
“Are you an expert accountant?”
asked the prospective employer.
“Yes, sir,” said the applicant.
“Your written references seem all
right, but tell me more about your
self.”
“Well, my wife kept a household
account for thirty days. One night
after dinner I sat down and in less
than an hour found out how much
we owed our grocer.”
“Hang up your hat and coat,” di
rected the employer. “The job’s
yours.”
Bachelors, Look Out!
Mrs. Neighbor—I’ve been looking
for my husband for two hours.
Spinster—That’s nothing. I’ve
been looking for one for 20 years
and haven’t found him yet.
Life and Hope
“Can’t the doctors extend any
hope at ali to the relatives of that
very rich man?”
“No; they say he is likely to live
for years.”
I THE SPORTING WING'
By LAW
ARMSTRONG
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*1 don’t care if there is a race today, I need my ironing board.”
Here’s Laundry Bag
That’s Streamlined
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
DEHOLD this modern version of
^ an old-time laundry bag. It is
made of sturdy ticking in crisp
red and white stripes. It hangs
flat against the wall with ivory
rings over brass hooks. It closes
neatly with a zipper and may bo
opened with one hand. The zip
per is applied in a curve to make
an ample opening, and the bag is
held in shape with a board in the
bottom. Surely you will want one*
of these and will want to make 1
5
LY
MTZIPREA IN A"
{CURVED OPENING
FIRST. THEN STITCH
SEAMS'TVRN RIGHT
SIDE OUT
THROUGH QfENmCj
USE A 5k I
INSIDE TO FIT
BOTTOM
I’AYARDS OF
32" TICKING
REQUIRED
BACK, BOTTOM AND
NT ONE PIECE $4X1
one or more for gifts. Christmas
is not so far away, and here is
something for a man, woman or
child.
Everything you need to know to
make this bag is given in the
sketch. These directions are not
in any of the booklets, so be sure 1
to clip them. There is also an in
teresting laundry and shoe doorj
pocket in Book 4. An easy-to- 1
make garment bag illustrated in'
Book 1, and twin pockets for at
pantry door in Book 3, solve the,
problem of what to do with clean
and soiled tea towels. AH these!
closet accessories make grand gift'
and bazaar items.
NOTE: These homemaking booklets are
s service to oar readers and No. 5 Just
published contains a description of the:
other numbers, as well as 32 pages qf
clever ideas fully Illustrate^. They are'
10 cents each to cover cost and mailing.'
Send order to:
MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS
Drawer 19 -
Bedford Hills New York
Enclose 10 cents for each book
ordered.
Name
Address
Service to Humanity
Public office is a public trust.
The discharge of duty to one’s
fellow-men, the work of resisting
violence and maintaining order
and righting the wrongs of the o]>
pressed, is higher and holier than
the following of visions. The serv
ice of man is the best worship at
God.—Henry Van Dyke.
fipst choice of millions
WHO HAVE MADE IT WORLD'S
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, Want of Courage
A great deal of talent is lost to
the world for the want of a little
courage.—Sydney Smith.
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Time Deadens Hatred
Time, which deadens hatred,
secretly strengthens love.-*'
Richter.
WOMEN
Read I bis important aitssagai
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WNU—7
Reckoned Love
There’s beggary in the love -thait
een be reckoned.—Shakespeare. '
That Nas^irv?
Backache
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action
Modern life with Its harry and warm
regular habits, improper eating and
drinking—its risk of exposure and infec
tion—throws heavy strain on tha work
of tha kidneys. They are apt to becoma
over-taxed and fail to filter excess add
and other Impurities from the Ule-gtvins
blood.
You may suffer nagging backache
headache, dizziness, getting up nights,
leg pains, swelling—feel constantly
tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs
of kidney or bladder disorder are torn**
times burning, scanty or too frequent
urination.
Try Doan’* PilU. Doom'* help tha
kidneys to pass off harmful excsss body
waste. They have had more than ha f A
century of public approval. Are recom
mended by grateful users everywhere.
Ask your neighbor!
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