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1 e McCORMldK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C. THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 1940 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN »'Nl SORRKKVRA 1 WAS SO HAPpy To SEE Vt>U AGA\H THAT I TWOOSHT surelv A KISS WOULDN'T OUT OF ORDER ! i IP r l don't see mjkv. hal- I'M DELIGHTED To SEE VOU ©ACK WITH THE SHOW e>oT THERE'S AIO NEED To GET 50 EMOTIONAL ADOUT IT, IS THERE ?.* »**«*('• SOMETIMES I CAHTNA^E VOU OUT, MVRA ! VOU KNOW m CRA7.y ABOUT VDU AND I THOUGHT YOU MJERE FOND OP ME , BUT HERE VOU , ysjo\*i treat me like A STEP-CHILD " WELL.! GUESS I D BETTER GO OVER AND SAV HELLO TO FLIP" AMP THE <3ANG- ,'r■ nkjMarkry S/»4lralr. lar. 7j MVRA LA BELLE. VOU RE A LITTLE IDIOT WHV DO VOU ACT LIKE THAT AXJHEN VDU KNOW y-y-VdU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANVeoDV IN THE WHOLE WORLD HELLO. BOVS. CSOSH . IT'S GOOD TO SEE VDU ALL AGAlM •! HI, HAL - ITS ’‘DAD’’ - WOW DO VOU LIKE MV NEW MAKE -UP ? s'//'* 1 ! LALA PALOOZA —Pleasant. 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MILLAR WATT SHE WONT BOV ONE STYLE BECAUSE NOBODYS WEARING IT/ ss SHE- WON’T BUY THE- OTHER STYLE - BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S WEARING IT! j^V CHANGE EN ROUTE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS SrfS NDff Yo FAtHFR 6H fW»«SDir ASFAf»LV, 1/fRV DinFWL,5Ef5 oufon-mip Bell Syndicate. Inc MtrttfR TOK£«-flYtt- mwjks rpsPKnrv <001 HE'D BEfttR Pdf OHYHEE^SWEMW SHE BROUfeHf ALOKlS PROfES-fc UWSOCCESS- FOl, TAKES COAT OFF, KNOCK IMG TftfrfEPS HftfOFF WITH 5lEEv'£ L Sf/vpfs SfWJOfeLlltG INTO SWEAftR. WtoE EHfXH6iED lH MOTHER HELPS HIM ON SWIMEW.CW HITS WITH SWEATER, * SUMP.-TbpPliHO HIM WtfWR 6R0W1S ■They' CAP is RETRIEVED AND HAVE NT Time To KEEP .1PlP RESUMED. 5IMPIN6, MONOTONOUS They were married, but not on the best of terms, though as it was her birthday the next day she was being sweetness itself. “What are you going to give me for my birthday?” she cooed. “Nothing,” said he scowling. “But, darling, can’t you think of something original? You gave me that last year.” Bad Luck Jack—A burglar got into my house at three o’clock this morning while I was on my way home from the club. Bob—Did he get anything? Jack—He certainly did! The poor beggar is in the hospital. My wife thought it was me. Cheerful News At His Word Father—Do you love my daugh ter? Suitor—For her sake I would face anything. Father—Come and meet her moth er, my boy. <?hio Rivee rises Six inches CW£R MI6HT SEISM06PAPH KEC0CP5 earth tcemoi?* in \west (WNU SERVICE) 1&GNAD0 LE\/EL$ HOMES IN 200 YARD WIDE. PATH I don't know put vwhat this is a PCEiry CbOOD PLACE TO UVt AFTER ALL j STORM RAC?iM(b ALON £> THE ATLANTIC SEA COAST CQOCVS &LOOM cows THE FRONT YARD OF THE P C. BROWNS Rick-Rack Combined With Cross Stitch DICK-RACK is the popular note ■ lv in various decorations, and by carrying out this effect and com bining with cross stitch, you get some very clever results. A bit of gayety is obtained by doing the lazy daisy flowers in bright and varied colors. Number Z8548, 15 cents, brings you eight designs of suitable size that will give you a tea towel for every day of the week, and an extra motif for a pan holder. , Send order to: AUNT MARTHA Box 166-W Kansas City, Mo. Enclose IS cents for each pattern desired. Pattern No ,, Name Address WOMEN! Help ward off functional periodic pains by taking Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription over a period of time. Helps build physical resistance by improving nutritional assimulation. —Adv. Loss of Liberty When liberty is gone, life grows insipid and has lost its relish.— Addison. NIGHT "’COLDS Need More Than “Salve” To Quickly Relieve DISTRESS I Before you go to bed rub your throat, chest and back with warming, soothing Musterole. You get such QUICK relief because Musterole is MORE than “just a salve.” It's a marvelous stimulating •‘counter-irritant” which helps break up local congestion and pain due to colds. Its soothing vapors ease breathing. Used by millions for over 30 years! 3 strengths: Regular, Children’s (mild) and Extra Strong, 401. Hospital Size, $3.00, Rarest of Arts The art of life is the most dis tinguished and rarest of all the arts. Pull the Trigger on Constipation, and Pepsin-izeAcidStomschToo When constipation brings on add indi gestion, bloating, dizzy spells, gas, coated tongue, sour taste, and bad breath, your stomach is probably loaded up with cer tain undigested food and your bowels don’t move. So you need both Pepsin to help break up fast that rich undigested food in your stomach, and Laxative Senna to pull the trigger on those lazy bowels. So be sure your laxative also contains Pepsin. Take Dr. Caldwell’s Laxative, because its Syrup Pepsin hdps you rain that won derful stomach comfort, while the Laxati' e Senna moves your bowels. Tests prove the power of Pepsin to dissolve those lumps of undigested protein food which may ling r in your stomach, to cause belching, gast ; c acidity and nausea. This is how peps i* izing your stomach helps relieve it of su i» distress. At the same time this medicine wakes up lazy nerves and muscles in your bowels to relieve your constipation. So si e how much better you feel by taking the laxative that also puts Pepsin to work c i that stomach discomfort, too. Even fin icky children love to taste this pleasa'it family laxative. Buy Dr. Caldwell’s Lax ative—Senna with Syrup Pepsin at yc_r druggist today! One’s Armor A clear conscience is a coat of mail.—Old Proverb. EREADER IN BRING" , INC TO YOU THE CELLO* St PHANE-PROTECTED ^ PACKAGE FOR ASPIRIN km v | St.Joseph aSpirix Serious Joy True joy is a serious matter.- Seneca. 7o Relieve Misery mODERMZE Whether you’re planning a party or remodeling a room you should follow the advertisements... to learn what’s new... and cheaper... and better. And the place to find out about new things is right here in this newspaper. Its columns are filled with important messages which you should read regularly.