McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, March 28, 1940, Image 7
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McCORMldK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C. THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 1940
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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SEE Vt>U AGA\H THAT
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HIM MORE THAN
ANVeoDV IN THE
WHOLE WORLD
HELLO. BOVS.
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LALA PALOOZA —Pleasant. Dreams
By RUBE GOLDBERG
the night before THE BIG
RACE, PETE SUPS A WORD TO
tony spumoni, the FAVORITE
LIS SEN, FELLER - m
GONNA FIX THE -
PROFESSOR'S CAR
SO rPLL GO BLOOlC
AFTER THE FIRST
SIS, I THINK THAT
GUY, PETE, IS UP
TO SOMETHING-
I'LL STAY RIGHT IN
THE CAR TONIGHT
JUST IN CASE HE
COMES SNOOPIN’
AROUND
VINCENT, YOU
WOULD
PICK OUT A
JOB THAT
GIVES YOU
A CHANCE
I’LL DISCONNECT THE
AQUA-FILTERING DISTRIBUTOR
AND THAT’LL FINISH OLD
VAN GADGET
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Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
S’MATTER POP— Try This. It Can Be Done
By C. M. PAYNE
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MONOTONOUS
They were married, but not on the
best of terms, though as it was her
birthday the next day she was being
sweetness itself.
“What are you going to give me
for my birthday?” she cooed.
“Nothing,” said he scowling.
“But, darling, can’t you think of
something original? You gave me
that last year.”
Bad Luck
Jack—A burglar got into my house
at three o’clock this morning while
I was on my way home from the
club.
Bob—Did he get anything?
Jack—He certainly did! The poor
beggar is in the hospital. My wife
thought it was me.
Cheerful News
At His Word
Father—Do you love my daugh
ter?
Suitor—For her sake I would face
anything.
Father—Come and meet her moth
er, my boy.
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cents, brings you eight designs of
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WOMEN! Help ward off functional
periodic pains by taking Dr. Pierce’s
Favorite Prescription over a period of
time. Helps build physical resistance
by improving nutritional assimulation.
—Adv.
Loss of Liberty
When liberty is gone, life grows
insipid and has lost its relish.—
Addison.
NIGHT
"’COLDS
Need More Than “Salve” To
Quickly Relieve DISTRESS I
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chest and back with warming, soothing
Musterole. You get such QUICK relief
because Musterole is MORE than “just
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•‘counter-irritant” which helps break
up local congestion and pain due to colds.
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Rarest of Arts
The art of life is the most dis
tinguished and rarest of all the
arts.
Pull the Trigger on
Constipation, and
Pepsin-izeAcidStomschToo
When constipation brings on add indi
gestion, bloating, dizzy spells, gas, coated
tongue, sour taste, and bad breath, your
stomach is probably loaded up with cer
tain undigested food and your bowels don’t
move. So you need both Pepsin to help
break up fast that rich undigested food in
your stomach, and Laxative Senna to pull
the trigger on those lazy bowels. So be
sure your laxative also contains Pepsin.
Take Dr. Caldwell’s Laxative, because its
Syrup Pepsin hdps you rain that won
derful stomach comfort, while the Laxati' e
Senna moves your bowels. Tests prove the
power of Pepsin to dissolve those lumps of
undigested protein food which may ling r
in your stomach, to cause belching, gast ; c
acidity and nausea. This is how peps i*
izing your stomach helps relieve it of su i»
distress. At the same time this medicine
wakes up lazy nerves and muscles in your
bowels to relieve your constipation. So si e
how much better you feel by taking the
laxative that also puts Pepsin to work c i
that stomach discomfort, too. Even fin
icky children love to taste this pleasa'it
family laxative. Buy Dr. Caldwell’s Lax
ative—Senna with Syrup Pepsin at yc_r
druggist today!
One’s Armor
A clear conscience is a coat of
mail.—Old Proverb.
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Serious Joy
True joy is a serious matter.-
Seneca.
7o Relieve
Misery
mODERMZE
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