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i / / / McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMlCK, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1940 the Whole Family BIG TOP RFTfelZ TUE (SHOW STA^TEO, TCFF \*/ENT To HI9 TREASUI5E.R .TACK COKNE ,tM 1HE TICKET WACOM ^1/ /A ^E\M f v \ORE CAXS LJViE IHIS / CHIEF. THE RAILROAD TUMP OUT K OF HERE, — XWE'RE LEAVING BOTTLE. after the afternoon thcmJ (NVC tack,go down ? 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