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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMlCK, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1940
the Whole Family
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CALM BUT UNCOLLECTED
In the early hours the London
siren sounded. All the hotel guests
hurried down to the air-raid shelter
in various stages of attire—except
one. Five minutes later he strolled
into the shelter, boasting, “What on
earth’s all this fuss about? I stayed
behind to dress. Why, I didn’t like
my first choice of a tie, so I changed
it!”
“Fine,” said the other guests,
“but where are your trousers?”
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Reporter—What was the fiercest
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FRED PERLEV 15 BURNING UP BECAUSE 1HE CrfHER
PAY, WHEW SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK, HE WAS SC)
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HEKEPfON 60IN6 AND SHOVELED HIS NEIGHBOR'S, Wl<rt
WHOM HE HASN’f BEEN ON SPEAKING IcRtyS FDR A MONTH
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