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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1939 BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN *S CTEFp \AiALVJEt> AWAV FROM BENNy. HE SUDDENLV LET OUT A SHOUT Of- SURPRISE akd zoy ~ T VAS D\ SC HARMED FROM THE HOSPITAL VESTERDAV. 3EFP, SO I HOPPED A E>US AND CAME RKtWT HERE - THOUGHT)yj 9fEFFAJOV) TOOK HIS Oi-D "CrOEy" INTO CLOWAI ALLEY LALA PALOOZA —Professor Zeero Doesn’t Miss a Trick By RUBE GOLDBERG S’MATTER POP— Ever Do the Economy Step? r MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley Lost Ball /POP—Where Appearances Count By J. MILLAR WATT D n Cheerful News A6EP COUPLE: EVICTED R?0M HOUSE: theyoccupiep^veaks COLP SPELL INCREASES THE m0ER OF CALLS ?0£ HELP ILL W PESTlTUTE. Succumb to cold ilELP IS EP TO (ARE ’ THE WZTHV 1Iei6m^0R have voo SIONEU OP IN THE. community fund? 0 A THMSOlVm BASKET ON EVERY POURSTEP 1$ THIS YEAR'S SLOGAN JUST FISHIN’ Robinson, on holiday, approached the disconsolate-looking angler. “Do you fish much here?” he asked. “Yes,” was the reply. “What for?” “Bass mostly.” “What size?” “Anything up to five pounds.” “What do they look like?” “I have no idea.” Doll Care Child—Mother, can I have some water to christen my dolly? Mother—No, dear, I don’t like you playing with water. Child—Well, can I have some wax to waxinate her? I’m sure it’s time she had something done. Drop the ‘H’ An Englishman was startled when he heard a weird scream in the night. “What was that?” he asked. “An owl,” was the reply. “Yes, I know, but what was ’owl- ing?” CLOTHES ON CHAIR UKDROSES. MOfHEK CAUS 1b PICK H6 SHIftf UP OFF FiOOR PiHD Pltf rf OK CHAIR WlfH HIS OfrtCR CIOTHES wfe some Difrioatv Picks shirt up without 6FCTIN6 OFF BED VfrTH 6REPT EFFORT MAHAfeES, U/rTHOUT J.0SIH6 cdhtact With bed, -ft set rest of shirt om chair By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service HRROWS, SHIRT f AUIM6 SHORT OF CHAIR WADS rriHTO A BRU ASAIH AHD TOSSES Ff, 6Ef* TiK6 ONE SLEEVE OF SHIRf ONTO CHAlR. 60E5 OH IWDPE55IH6, NOT BOTHERED MUCH "fHAf THE CHAIR, 0WIN6 TO HIS S1RU66LES, HAS ToPPLEP OVER WrW AU. HIS CLOTHES Children Will Love These Cuddle Toys Pattern 2291. Cats and pups are the best of friends in this collection of cuddle toys, each made of just two pieces from scraps of material. Pattern 2291 contains a pattern of 4 toys; directions for making; materials required. Send 15 cents in coins for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Do This SO Minutes After Entitle/ TO ALKALIZE eXCSSS STOMACH ACIDS FAST Quick Relief from Indigestion, Nausea and Headaches from ex cess stomach acidity this remark able Phillips 1 Way. No need now to be afraid to enjoy the food you like. If you expect acid indigestion after meals, follow this simple routine. Take two teaspoonfuls of Phil lips* Milk of Magnesia a half hour after you leave the table. Or, if { you’re not at home take two Phil ips’ Tablets, which have the same neutralizing effect. This gives you a thorough “alka lization” just at the time excess stomach acids are developing...onrf does the job in a few minutes. No nausea or embarrassing gas, none of that uncomfortable fullness, or stinging “heartburn”. You’re sur prised at how wonderful you feel. The Phillips* Method may be a revelation and solve your problem once and for all. When you buy, ask for and make sure you get the real Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. Note the words “gen uine Phillips* ** on both bottle and Tablets box. PHILLIPS* Guard Your Thoughts The happiness of your life de pends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore, guard ac cordingly.—Marcus Aurelius An toninus. i QUICK,WITH THIS FIRST-THOUGHT FIRST 1 AID FOR HEAD COLDS'NASAL MISERIES PENETRO NOSE PROPS-2DROPS--THEY, i SOOTHE AS THEY TOUCH, THEY COOL AS 1 THEY VAPORIZE, THEY SHRINK AS THEY ACT-AMD FRESH-AIR BREATH I N( IS FREER AGAIN. ^ ‘V