McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 30, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1939
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —Professor Zeero Doesn’t Miss a Trick
By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— Ever Do the Economy Step?
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
Lost Ball
/POP—Where Appearances Count
By J. MILLAR WATT
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Cheerful News
A6EP COUPLE:
EVICTED R?0M HOUSE:
theyoccupiep^veaks
COLP SPELL INCREASES
THE m0ER OF CALLS
?0£ HELP
ILL W PESTlTUTE.
Succumb to cold
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SIONEU OP IN THE.
community fund?
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A THMSOlVm BASKET
ON EVERY POURSTEP
1$ THIS YEAR'S SLOGAN
JUST FISHIN’
Robinson, on holiday, approached
the disconsolate-looking angler.
“Do you fish much here?” he
asked.
“Yes,” was the reply.
“What for?”
“Bass mostly.”
“What size?”
“Anything up to five pounds.”
“What do they look like?”
“I have no idea.”
Doll Care
Child—Mother, can I have some
water to christen my dolly?
Mother—No, dear, I don’t like you
playing with water.
Child—Well, can I have some wax
to waxinate her? I’m sure it’s time
she had something done.
Drop the ‘H’
An Englishman was startled when
he heard a weird scream in the
night. “What was that?” he asked.
“An owl,” was the reply.
“Yes, I know, but what was ’owl-
ing?”
CLOTHES ON CHAIR
UKDROSES. MOfHEK CAUS 1b PICK H6 SHIftf UP OFF
FiOOR PiHD Pltf rf OK CHAIR WlfH HIS OfrtCR CIOTHES
wfe some Difrioatv Picks shirt up without
6FCTIN6 OFF BED
VfrTH 6REPT EFFORT MAHAfeES, U/rTHOUT J.0SIH6
cdhtact With bed, -ft set rest of shirt om chair
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service
HRROWS, SHIRT f AUIM6 SHORT OF CHAIR
WADS rriHTO A BRU ASAIH AHD TOSSES Ff, 6Ef*
TiK6 ONE SLEEVE OF SHIRf ONTO CHAlR.
60E5 OH IWDPE55IH6, NOT BOTHERED MUCH "fHAf THE
CHAIR, 0WIN6 TO HIS S1RU66LES, HAS ToPPLEP
OVER WrW AU. HIS CLOTHES
Children Will Love
These Cuddle Toys
Pattern 2291.
Cats and pups are the best of
friends in this collection of cuddle
toys, each made of just two pieces
from scraps of material. Pattern
2291 contains a pattern of 4 toys;
directions for making; materials
required.
Send 15 cents in coins for this
pattern to The Sewing Circle
Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave.,
New York, N. Y.
Do This
SO Minutes
After Entitle/
TO ALKALIZE eXCSSS
STOMACH ACIDS FAST
Quick Relief from Indigestion,
Nausea and Headaches from ex
cess stomach acidity this remark
able Phillips 1 Way.
No need now to be afraid to enjoy
the food you like. If you expect acid
indigestion after meals, follow this
simple routine.
Take two teaspoonfuls of Phil
lips* Milk of Magnesia a half hour
after you leave the table. Or, if
{ you’re not at home take two Phil
ips’ Tablets, which have the same
neutralizing effect.
This gives you a thorough “alka
lization” just at the time excess
stomach acids are developing...onrf
does the job in a few minutes. No
nausea or embarrassing gas, none
of that uncomfortable fullness, or
stinging “heartburn”. You’re sur
prised at how wonderful you feel.
The Phillips* Method may be a
revelation and solve your problem
once and for all.
When you buy, ask for and make
sure you get the real Phillips' Milk
of Magnesia. Note the words “gen
uine Phillips* ** on both bottle and
Tablets box.
PHILLIPS*
Guard Your Thoughts
The happiness of your life de
pends upon the quality of your
thoughts; therefore, guard ac
cordingly.—Marcus Aurelius An
toninus.
i QUICK,WITH THIS FIRST-THOUGHT FIRST
1 AID FOR HEAD COLDS'NASAL MISERIES
PENETRO NOSE PROPS-2DROPS--THEY,
i SOOTHE AS THEY TOUCH, THEY COOL AS
1 THEY VAPORIZE, THEY SHRINK AS THEY
ACT-AMD FRESH-AIR BREATH I N(
IS FREER AGAIN. ^
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