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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1939 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young nir. TOP Will the plotting ringmaster sign the confession prepared by Jeff Bangs, 1 v* owner of the circus? By ED WHEELAN RtAD IT OVER AfrAlN.-SlLK*'- t^ONT BE TOO HASTY ABOUT VJHETHER. YOU'LL SUSW THAT PAPER OR NOT - l SHOULD HATE TD HAVE TO TURN VOU ONER TD THOSE TWO STALWART gcmuemeh 1 \ V bu ^ HOW RIDICULOUS,TEEF YOU PONT REALLY TWlNWi THAT I MISTREATED THAT, . "E>l)LLTDO YOU ? 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