McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 24, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1939
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
nir. TOP Will the plotting ringmaster sign the confession prepared by Jeff Bangs,
1 v* owner of the circus?
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —Pinto GeU a Front-Row Seat
By RUBE GOLDBERG
AUSSIE, T*A\AKE
EVERYTHING LEGAL
AN* PROPER, WE
GOTTA HAVE ANOTHER
WITNESS T» TH*
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BETTER PRACTICE TH*
WEODIN* MARCH, MAW-
PLAY IT LIKE YA DID
WHEN I HITCHED THE
MAYOR TO TH*
UNDERTAKER’S
NIECE
BRIN6 ON YER
WITNESS — MAW’S
PLAYIN’ ’LL MAKE
HIM THINK HE’S
LISTENIN’ TO A
ROYAL ROOSHIAN
RAPSODEERIE
HERE’S OUR
WITNESS-
PINTO .
Frank Jay Markey
S’MATTER POP—Offer Accepted
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
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HAPPEN!
HOLD STILL
DADGUMMlT
POP— The Same Reason
By J. MILLAR WATT
DO YOU KNOW WHY A
SCOTSMAN ALWAYS HITS THE
SALT SHAKER ON THE SIDE
AND AN IRISHMAN ALWAYS
WITS IT ON
THE BOTTOM?
no! I'M SURE I
don’t!
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Cheerful News
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FROM HOME:
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YOUTH FAILS OUFOF
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EMOTIONAL LUGGAGE
“I had to pay cash before they’d
give me the hotel room—said my
baggage was too emotional.”
“It was what?”
‘‘Emotional, see? Easily moved.”
Not a Record
“Darling, how nice of you to buy
me a gramophone record.”
“That’s not a record. I’m afraid
I burnt your birthday cake a little.”
Got Her Man
Bride—Did I look fidgety during
the ceremony?
Bridesmaid—No, darling, not aft
er Jack said “I do.”
Ask for Appointment
Servant—The doctor is here to see
you, sir.
Absent-Minded Professor (in bed)
—Tell him I can’t see him. I’m ill.
Snapper (1915)
“I can always tell the age of a
fowl by the teeth.”
“Gwan—fowls ain’t got no teeth.”
“No, but I have.”
FOLKS NEXT DOOR
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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SUNDAY 60T OFF TO A BAD START IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD BECAUSE If WAS A SfiLL.HOf ,
M0RNIN6 WHEN VOICES CARRY, AND SOMEHOW ,
THE plumers on their slexpins torch sotarsuins
ABOUT THE DAfE OF THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO, AND FREP
PERLEY, A STICKLER FOB FACTS, CHI MED IN, AND SOON ALL
The neighbors Were Taking Sides
Bell Syndicate, Inc.
Designed for Night
and Day Smartness!
IRLS planning to go away to
college will be particularly de
lighted with these gay and youth
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and day—these are the ones you
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they are comfortable to wear and
charming to look at, with the
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Slimming Basque Bodice.
A dress that will send your mo
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the basque bodice makes your
Waistline look about as big as a
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crepe or silk print for this—or
thin wool.
The Patterns.
No. 1794 is designed for sizes 12,
14, 16, 18 and 20. Size 14 requires
SV* yards of 39-inch material with
long sleeves. With short sleeves
4% yards; 4 yards to trim.
No. 1797 is designed for sizes 12,
14, 16, 18 and 20. Size 14 requires,
with short sleeves, 3 7 /a yards of 39-
inch material. With long sleeves,
4% yards; % yard for collar and
cuffs, with % yards pleating.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1324,
211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111.
Price of patterns, 15 cents (in
coins) each.
(Bell Syndicate—WNU Service.)
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Sentinels
of HeaLth
Don’t Neglect Them !
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