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McCORMICR MESSENGER. MeCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1939 BIG TOP Jeff Bangs, circus owner, calls his troublesome ringmaster to his office and By ED WHEELAN LALA PALOOZA —Lala Meet* Justice Splice of Stoogeville By RUBE GOLDBERG S’MATTER POP— AwL Mean Old Law of Gravity! By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY Full Recovery POP— One Up for Pop By J. MILLAR WATT yes! BORROWING MONEY FROM YOUR I Pf | - ' *1 I Svndicate.—WNU Cheerful News 0 IfLOOPS <20EU pors* AT MlHE STI?Ude. WPA WORKERS 60 OUT on STRIKE STRIKERS PEMAND piCRETS CLOSE reuee from gov't motor Plant Reasonable Dad—I’d like to know what would have happened if I’d asked as many questions as you when I was a boy. Son—Maybe youd be able to an swer some of mine now. JAM JAIL WITH ONE PEAD IN VOTERS MINE VIOLENCE ITS A Rou&H f?0AP BACK-TO MORMALcy OF Quick Bargain The decrepit old car drove up to the toll bridge. “Fifty cents,” cried the gateman. Replied the sailor, “Sold.” Particular Joe Prep—Waiter, gimme a pork chop with french-fried potatoes, and be sure to have the chop lean. Waiter—Yessir. Which way, sir? Our Mistake Him—And this, I suppose, is one of those hideous caricatures you call modern art. Her—Nope, that’s just a mirror. April Fool Teacher—When were you born? Johnny—April 2, 1924, Miss Brown. Teacher—Well, being late is a habit with you. THE MINUTE THAT SEEMS A YEAR By gluyas wiluams D Pretty for Afternoon Or to Wear at Home 'TPHF dress with shirring on the A shoulders and sleeve tops is a charming, soft fashion for after noons. No. 1795 gives you an un usually nice figure-line—rounded above and very slim at the waist line and hips, because the pan eled skirt is cut high and beauti fully fitted. This is very easy to make. Choose georgette, chiffon or silk crepe. For the Young Girl. No. 1793 is a perfect dream of a dress for slim young girls, who look especially sweet in high neck lines, roundly puffed sleeves, a softly bloused bodice and very flaring skirt. Little bows and a sash add to its fluttery charm. Dimity, organdy, taffeta and dot ted swiss are especially pretty for this. Later on it will be lovely in Ihin wool. The Patterns. No. 1795 is designed for sizes 34, 86, 38, 40, 42, 44, 46 and 48. Size 86 requires, with short sleeves, 5 yards of 39-inch material; 5% yards with long sleeves. No. 1793 is designed for sizes 8, 10, 12, 14 and 16 years. Size 10 requires 3% yards of 35-inch ma terial; 2% yards of ribbon for sash ante 2% yards for little bows. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1324, 811 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. (BeU Syndicate—WNU Service.) Impregnable Vault A number of years ago in Lon- flpn, the directors of the Bank of England, who had always boasted of the impregnability of their vaults, were greatly shocked when a workman, while repairing a drain, crawled through the pipe from the street, stepped through a trap door and found himself in the bullion room.—Collier’s. Double-checked to assure accurate dosage always. St.<Josepli GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN Friends and Foes The easiest way to make a friend is to ask for help. The quickest way to make an enemy is to show the man that you know more than he does.—Stribling. Malaria *011111$'Fever TiU retiabW Oxidint. Stop* chlHx ^ cImox blood of moUrM. F«mou» II Km l tor 50 yooit. Monoy-bocli giwnfto. // ns*** I The Sufferer The humble suffer when the powerful disagree.—Phaedrus. AT 0OOD DRUG STOICS RHEUMATISM^bago WATCH con depend on the ~ special sales the merchants of our town announce in the columns of this paper. They mean money saving to our readers. It always pays to patronize the merchants who advertise. They are not afraid of their mer chandise or their prices. Sk J THE SPECIALS