McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 17, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICR MESSENGER. MeCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1939
BIG TOP Jeff Bangs, circus owner, calls his troublesome ringmaster to his office and
By ED WHEELAN
LALA PALOOZA —Lala Meet* Justice Splice of Stoogeville
By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— AwL Mean Old Law of Gravity!
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY
Full Recovery
POP— One Up for Pop
By J. MILLAR WATT
yes!
BORROWING
MONEY FROM
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Cheerful News
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IfLOOPS <20EU
pors* AT MlHE
STI?Ude.
WPA WORKERS
60 OUT on STRIKE
STRIKERS PEMAND piCRETS CLOSE
reuee from gov't motor Plant
Reasonable
Dad—I’d like to know what would
have happened if I’d asked as many
questions as you when I was a boy.
Son—Maybe youd be able to an
swer some of mine now.
JAM JAIL WITH ONE PEAD IN
VOTERS MINE VIOLENCE
ITS A Rou&H
f?0AP BACK-TO
MORMALcy
OF
Quick Bargain
The decrepit old car drove up to
the toll bridge. “Fifty cents,” cried
the gateman. Replied the sailor,
“Sold.”
Particular
Joe Prep—Waiter, gimme a pork
chop with french-fried potatoes, and
be sure to have the chop lean.
Waiter—Yessir. Which way, sir?
Our Mistake
Him—And this, I suppose, is one
of those hideous caricatures you call
modern art.
Her—Nope, that’s just a mirror.
April Fool
Teacher—When were you born?
Johnny—April 2, 1924, Miss Brown.
Teacher—Well, being late is a
habit with you.
THE MINUTE THAT SEEMS A YEAR By gluyas wiluams
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Pretty for Afternoon
Or to Wear at Home
'TPHF dress with shirring on the
A shoulders and sleeve tops is a
charming, soft fashion for after
noons. No. 1795 gives you an un
usually nice figure-line—rounded
above and very slim at the waist
line and hips, because the pan
eled skirt is cut high and beauti
fully fitted. This is very easy to
make. Choose georgette, chiffon
or silk crepe.
For the Young Girl.
No. 1793 is a perfect dream of a
dress for slim young girls, who
look especially sweet in high neck
lines, roundly puffed sleeves, a
softly bloused bodice and very
flaring skirt. Little bows and a
sash add to its fluttery charm.
Dimity, organdy, taffeta and dot
ted swiss are especially pretty for
this. Later on it will be lovely in
Ihin wool.
The Patterns.
No. 1795 is designed for sizes 34,
86, 38, 40, 42, 44, 46 and 48. Size
86 requires, with short sleeves, 5
yards of 39-inch material; 5%
yards with long sleeves.
No. 1793 is designed for sizes 8,
10, 12, 14 and 16 years. Size 10
requires 3% yards of 35-inch ma
terial; 2% yards of ribbon for sash
ante 2% yards for little bows.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1324,
811 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111.
Price of patterns, 15 cents (in
coins) each.
(BeU Syndicate—WNU Service.)
Impregnable Vault
A number of years ago in Lon-
flpn, the directors of the Bank of
England, who had always boasted
of the impregnability of their
vaults, were greatly shocked when
a workman, while repairing a
drain, crawled through the pipe
from the street, stepped through a
trap door and found himself in the
bullion room.—Collier’s.
Double-checked to assure
accurate dosage always.
St.<Josepli
GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN
Friends and Foes
The easiest way to make a
friend is to ask for help. The
quickest way to make an enemy
is to show the man that you know
more than he does.—Stribling.
Malaria *011111$'Fever
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cImox blood of moUrM. F«mou» II Km l
tor 50 yooit. Monoy-bocli giwnfto. //
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The Sufferer
The humble suffer when the
powerful disagree.—Phaedrus.
AT
0OOD
DRUG
STOICS
RHEUMATISM^bago
WATCH
con depend on the
~ special sales the
merchants of our town
announce in the columns
of this paper. They mean
money saving to our
readers. It always pays to
patronize the merchants
who advertise. They are
not afraid of their mer
chandise or their prices.
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THE SPECIALS