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a McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 3, 1939 BIG TOP Jeff Bangs has a plan to put an end to "Silk” Fowler’s scheming once and for alL fcOTH TMC AFTERNOON AND EVENING- SHOWS PLAYED TO GOOD AUDIENCES AND AFTfcpVARDS JEFF BANGS HUPWED e»AC>C ID HIS CAR VIHEPE HE ROUND THE TWO CANVASS EM WAlTNGr RQR HIM - By ED WHEELAN LALA PALOOZA —She’s Sorry She Spoke By RUBE GOLDBERG S’MATTER POP—Oops! It Didn’t Work Out Right! By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley How Narrow-Minded of Eh! POP— For Peace and Quiet’s Sake By J. MILLAR WATT Cheerful News 0 TT2O0PS IN SEVERE TENSION DISPUTED RMON IS NEAR ALL EUROPE alarmep FEAR CRISIS 15 NEAP- COLD TRUTH Jinks—I love the bracing winter terrfperatures of the North. Only sis sies run to Florida when it gets cold up here. Jenks—Yeah! I’m broke, too! OFPEPS TO ENTER parley * WAR. OP TO HITLER/ r \A/AR-'WARfWAR that's all you reap AgOUT employees of the CHAIP factory wtet NOPFIEPTC? refurt towurkmonpav. PLANT SHUT DOWN TWO YEARS MaO No Tattle-Tale Rastus—Did brudder Brown gib de bride away? Sam—No sah! He’s gwine let de groom fine dat out fur hisse’f. Social Lights Betty—Aren’t ants foolish little things? They work, and work, and work, and never play. Joan—But there always have been ants at every picnic I’ve gone to. Two Sleepy People First Camper (four a. m.)—I can’t find my clothes . . . Second Ditto—I’ll look for your clothes; you go get dressed. Too Fast “How fast is your car?’’ “Well, it keeps about six months ahead of my income, generally.’’ D FAREWELL TO CAMP By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Bell Syndicate. Inc, ARRIVES ATSfAfiON WllU JUNIOR MEETS REST^OlMP^PE5I6 To SEE HIM OFF FOR CAMP. NATfP PLACE, SORtS SAVING 60OP-BVP ‘©JUNIOR. BRINGS HIM BACK,GETS HER. BREATH AND START'S PER 600D* BVE AfefliW. LEAVES HIM REPACKING rf WmiE SHE RACES OFF "TO NEWS-STAND AFTER FRANTIC SEARCH OF Teeming station, locates him at news-stand RETURNS To FlND BOYS ARE BE • IN6 HERDED ON BOARD THE Train. By burning 25% slower than the average of the 15 other of the largest-selling brands tested—slower than any of them—CAMELS give smok ers the equivalent of Y OU can enjoy cooler, milder,bet* ter-tasting smoking at lest cost by smoking Camels. Read 3 facts re vealed in laboratory tests of 16 of the largest-selling brands: 1 CAMELS were found to contain MORE TOBACCO BY WEIGHT than the average for the IS other of die largest-selling brands. 2 CAMELS BURNED SLOWER THAN ANY OTHER BRAND TESTED - 25% SLOWER THAN THE AVERAGE TIME OF THE 15 OTHER OF THE LARGEST-SELL ING BRANDS! By burning 25% slower, on the average. Camels give smokers die equivalent of 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK! 3 In the same tests, CAMELS HELD THEIR ASH FAR LONGER than die average for the other brands. Everyone can afford cooler, mellower, delightful smoking. Camel’s extra smoking means real economy with an added bonus of Camel’s finer, more expensive tobaccos... America’s first choice for smoking pleasure. Amer ica’s shrewdest cigarette buy! CAMEL 7JV£ C/MRCTTE OR Casn/ER TOBACCOS All Equal Andrew Carnegie was once asked which he considered the most important factor in industry —labor, capital, or brains. With out hesitation Mr. Carnegie re plied: “Which is the most impor tant leg on a three-legged stool?” Keep Motives Clear We should often be ashamed of our very best actions if the world only saw the motives which caused them. Malaria* Chills *Fever Tak« reliable Oxidint. Stops chills and ftver, cleans blood of malaria. Famous for 50 yaars. Money-back guarantee. 0X1 DINE, MORE FOR YOUR Rff • Read the advertisements. They are more than a selling aid for business. They form an educational system which is making Americans the best- educated buyers in the world. The advertisements are part of an economic system which Is giving Americans more for their money every day. o N E Y