McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 03, 1939, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 3, 1939
BIG TOP
Jeff Bangs has a plan to put an end to "Silk” Fowler’s scheming once and
for alL
fcOTH TMC AFTERNOON AND EVENING- SHOWS PLAYED
TO GOOD AUDIENCES AND AFTfcpVARDS JEFF BANGS
HUPWED e»AC>C ID HIS CAR VIHEPE HE ROUND THE
TWO CANVASS EM WAlTNGr RQR HIM -
By ED WHEELAN
LALA PALOOZA —She’s Sorry She Spoke
By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP—Oops! It Didn’t Work Out Right! By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley How Narrow-Minded of Eh!
POP— For Peace and Quiet’s Sake By J. MILLAR WATT
Cheerful News
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TT2O0PS IN SEVERE TENSION
DISPUTED RMON IS NEAR
ALL EUROPE
alarmep
FEAR CRISIS
15 NEAP-
COLD TRUTH
Jinks—I love the bracing winter
terrfperatures of the North. Only sis
sies run to Florida when it gets cold
up here.
Jenks—Yeah! I’m broke, too!
OFPEPS TO ENTER
parley
* WAR. OP TO
HITLER/
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that's all you
reap AgOUT
employees of the
CHAIP factory wtet
NOPFIEPTC? refurt
towurkmonpav.
PLANT SHUT DOWN
TWO YEARS MaO
No Tattle-Tale
Rastus—Did brudder Brown gib
de bride away?
Sam—No sah! He’s gwine let de
groom fine dat out fur hisse’f.
Social Lights
Betty—Aren’t ants foolish little
things? They work, and work, and
work, and never play.
Joan—But there always have been
ants at every picnic I’ve gone to.
Two Sleepy People
First Camper (four a. m.)—I can’t
find my clothes . . .
Second Ditto—I’ll look for your
clothes; you go get dressed.
Too Fast
“How fast is your car?’’
“Well, it keeps about six months
ahead of my income, generally.’’
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FAREWELL TO CAMP
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Bell Syndicate. Inc,
ARRIVES ATSfAfiON WllU JUNIOR MEETS REST^OlMP^PE5I6
To SEE HIM OFF FOR CAMP. NATfP PLACE, SORtS SAVING
60OP-BVP ‘©JUNIOR.
BRINGS HIM BACK,GETS HER.
BREATH AND START'S PER 600D*
BVE AfefliW.
LEAVES HIM REPACKING rf
WmiE SHE RACES OFF "TO
NEWS-STAND
AFTER FRANTIC SEARCH OF
Teeming station, locates him
at news-stand
RETURNS To FlND BOYS ARE BE •
IN6 HERDED ON BOARD THE
Train.
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tant leg on a three-legged stool?”
Keep Motives Clear
We should often be ashamed of
our very best actions if the world
only saw the motives which caused
them.
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The advertisements are part
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Is giving Americans more
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