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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 15, 1939 BIG TOP Myra La Belle resolves to speak to Jeff Bangs, circus owner, about "Silk’* Fowler’s advances. By ED WHEELAN VNELL .HErPE'S VtJUR SLEEPER.MVRA! SORRV YOU’RE: SO STUBBORN, BUT T Q-UESS THAT'S YtoOR BUSINESS ♦. *■ : :1‘ VES.AND 'KV BUSINESS IS ALSO ID See that ndthino IS <50INS- TO HAPPcM TO ALTA"- fiOOONlSHT’ INSTEAD OF UNORESSIN<5. MVRA WA1TEO IN HER BTATEROoM FOR 7EFF BANG-6 TO APPEAR - LALA PALOOZA —Gonzales Can Change His Collar for the Wedding By RUBE GOLDBERG PROFESSOR ZEERO,K AFTER ZE WAIT’LL SHE SEES J /v\ARRIA6E fAY LUGGAGE - <f YOU WILL ONF V HAVE A S’MATTER POP— Anyone Can Try This Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY And How’s the Folks? r T r -r-sv: OO WE-SEEM osappomted UJHEM VCXJTtXD H\M 1 AM our tunu ANOTWERMAM -u EVEN! 1V40USM WE otoor tooou) tvie omER Feux>w ' V7 (Copyright, by S. L. Huntley.) POP— Obeying Orders 1F\ By J. MILLAR WATT WILL YOU STOP MIMICKING ME YOU TOLD TO ACT LIKE- A FOOL ! Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. Cheerful News SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION ttOUVWOD STAR GETS A DIVORCE. KILLED AS TRAIN CRUSHES AUTO PLANE CRASHES' KILLING PILOT TORNADO DESTROYS MANY HOMES <WNl' 5F.«VIC*> MOTORISTS ARRESTED lack proper license? TWO DIE IN SUICIDE PACT Izzy—What is the difference be tween ammonia and pneumonia? Dizzy—Search me. Izzy—Why, ammonia comes in bottles and pneumonia comes in chests. THE WORLD AT JTS WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Linguist Wifey—Why do you want me to get my clothes in this place? We haven’t seen hardly any other shops. Mr. Pfogy—Don’t you see the sign on the window? It says “Modiste.” That must be the French for “Mod est.” C’mon! STRIKE CLOSES PLANT- 10,000 MEN OUT OF VMORK LADIES AID OF WEST CHURCH TO SERVE CHICKEN DINNER THURSDAY NOON EVERYBODY WELCOME There’s a Difference Visitor—If your mother gave you a large apple and a small one and told you to divide with your brother, which apple would you give him? Johnny—D’ye mean my big broth er or my little one? Coming Out Even Husband—One more payment and the furniture’s ours. Wife—Good! Then we can throw it out and get some new stuff. INVITED E>V fRlEMDS ON A PICNIC, VOO FOUOW •Their car for an interminable PIS" COVERING WHEN IT PULLS UP FOR GASjThAT SOMEWHERE IN THE ‘TRAFFIC VOU 60fWEE> UP AND PICKED UP A SIMILAR CAR CONTAINING poor hen , all strangers BfU Syndicate, Inc CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT BOOKS & PAMPHLETS BETTER THAN A JOB. Send for Free Copy of “Self Help Bulletin.” Make money as your own boss. ROBT. DAKER, 98 SO. 13TH ST.. PITTSBURGH, (3) PA. POULTRY BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Docks RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicks SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeys STARTED CHICKS: Pullets MILFORD HATCHERYp^esVm* p"o! Chamberlain’s Umbrella The Truth at Last? We in this country who do not make a practice of carrying an umbrella on all occasions havr been somewhat puzzled about Mr. Chamberlain’s famous rain-stick. There must be some sinister se cret behind it, we feel. To en lighten us, a British correspondent reveals the following facts: “Mr. Chamberlain’s umbrella is actually a sword-stick, that is to say, the handle can be pulled out and a thin rapier withdrawn from the stem. Mr. Chamberlain is an expert fencer. “The ribs of the umbrella can be removed and expanded at a moment’s notice into a wire en tanglement, behind which Mr. Chamberlain could take cover if charged by cavalry. The cover can quickly be converted into a sandbag and used .either for a fir ing rest for the elbow, a pillow when sleeping on the veldt, or as a rifle rest. “Dangling from the umbrella’s middle is a black tassel in which messages may be hidden and dropped from an airplane when all other communications fail.” We Americans have a reputa tion for believing many things, but —we doubt if we can swallow this onel BACK TO WORK * J 'HE most important job for con- gross today is what it has been for the last six years—to put America back to work. This must be the watch* word. Back to work for the unem ployed. Back to work for idle capital and empty factories. Back to work for all to the task of creating a better world. Only under an administration dedicated to such a program can America once more move forward.”—17. S. Represen tative J. William Ditter. The Better Way to Correct Constipation One way to treat constipation Is to endure it first and cure it afterward. The other way is to avoid having it by getting at its cause. So why not save yourself those dull headachy days, plus the Inevitable trips to the medi cine chest, if you can do It by a simple common-sense “ounce of prevention”? If your trouble, like that of millions, is due to lack of “bulk” in the diet, “the better way” is to eat Kellogg’s All-Bran. This crunchy, toasted, ready-to-eat cereal has just the “bulk” you need. If you eat it every day—and drink plenty of water—you can not only get regular but Tceep regular, day after day and month after month! All-Bran is made by Kellogg’s in Battle Creek. Sold by every grocer. Empty Task In general those who nothing have to say contrive to spend the longest time in doing it.—Lowell. How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’s good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 88 to 52), who fears she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and moody spells. Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you need a good general system tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made especially for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps giv.e more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that often accompany change of life. WELL WORTH TRYING! Silence Silence is the genius of fools, and one of the virtues of the wise. —Bonnard. Malaria • Chills • Fever Take reliable Oiidine. Stops chills and fever, cleans blood of malaria. Famous for 50 years. Money-back guarantee. OXIDINE lOnly: Good Merchandise Can Be CONSISTENTLY Advertised • BUY ADVERTISED GOODS •