McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 15, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 15, 1939
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Myra La Belle resolves to speak to Jeff Bangs, circus owner, about "Silk’*
Fowler’s advances.
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LALA PALOOZA —Gonzales Can Change His Collar for the Wedding
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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By C. M. PAYNE
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POP— Obeying Orders
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By J. MILLAR WATT
WILL YOU STOP
MIMICKING
ME
YOU TOLD TO
ACT LIKE- A
FOOL !
Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
Cheerful News
SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
ttOUVWOD
STAR GETS A
DIVORCE.
KILLED AS TRAIN
CRUSHES AUTO
PLANE CRASHES'
KILLING PILOT
TORNADO DESTROYS
MANY HOMES
<WNl' 5F.«VIC*>
MOTORISTS ARRESTED
lack proper license?
TWO DIE IN
SUICIDE PACT
Izzy—What is the difference be
tween ammonia and pneumonia?
Dizzy—Search me.
Izzy—Why, ammonia comes in
bottles and pneumonia comes in
chests.
THE WORLD AT JTS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Linguist
Wifey—Why do you want me to
get my clothes in this place? We
haven’t seen hardly any other shops.
Mr. Pfogy—Don’t you see the sign
on the window? It says “Modiste.”
That must be the French for “Mod
est.” C’mon!
STRIKE CLOSES
PLANT- 10,000
MEN OUT OF VMORK
LADIES AID OF WEST
CHURCH TO SERVE
CHICKEN DINNER
THURSDAY NOON
EVERYBODY WELCOME
There’s a Difference
Visitor—If your mother gave you
a large apple and a small one and
told you to divide with your brother,
which apple would you give him?
Johnny—D’ye mean my big broth
er or my little one?
Coming Out Even
Husband—One more payment and
the furniture’s ours.
Wife—Good! Then we can throw
it out and get some new stuff.
INVITED E>V fRlEMDS ON A PICNIC, VOO FOUOW
•Their car for an interminable PIS"
COVERING WHEN IT PULLS UP FOR GASjThAT
SOMEWHERE IN THE ‘TRAFFIC VOU 60fWEE> UP
AND PICKED UP A SIMILAR CAR CONTAINING
poor hen , all strangers
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POULTRY
BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Docks
RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicks
SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeys
STARTED CHICKS: Pullets
MILFORD HATCHERYp^esVm* p"o!
Chamberlain’s Umbrella
The Truth at Last?
We in this country who do not
make a practice of carrying an
umbrella on all occasions havr
been somewhat puzzled about Mr.
Chamberlain’s famous rain-stick.
There must be some sinister se
cret behind it, we feel. To en
lighten us, a British correspondent
reveals the following facts:
“Mr. Chamberlain’s umbrella is
actually a sword-stick, that is to
say, the handle can be pulled out
and a thin rapier withdrawn from
the stem. Mr. Chamberlain is an
expert fencer.
“The ribs of the umbrella can
be removed and expanded at a
moment’s notice into a wire en
tanglement, behind which Mr.
Chamberlain could take cover if
charged by cavalry. The cover
can quickly be converted into a
sandbag and used .either for a fir
ing rest for the elbow, a pillow
when sleeping on the veldt, or as
a rifle rest.
“Dangling from the umbrella’s
middle is a black tassel in which
messages may be hidden and
dropped from an airplane when
all other communications fail.”
We Americans have a reputa
tion for believing many things, but
—we doubt if we can swallow this
onel
BACK TO WORK
* J 'HE most important job for con-
gross today is what it has been
for the last six years—to put America
back to work. This must be the watch*
word. Back to work for the unem
ployed. Back to work for idle capital
and empty factories. Back to work for
all to the task of creating a better world.
Only under an administration dedicated
to such a program can America once
more move forward.”—17. S. Represen
tative J. William Ditter.
The Better Way to
Correct Constipation
One way to treat constipation Is
to endure it first and cure it
afterward. The other way is to
avoid having it by getting at its
cause. So why not save yourself
those dull headachy days, plus
the Inevitable trips to the medi
cine chest, if you can do It by a
simple common-sense “ounce of
prevention”?
If your trouble, like that of
millions, is due to lack of “bulk”
in the diet, “the better way” is to
eat Kellogg’s All-Bran. This
crunchy, toasted, ready-to-eat
cereal has just the “bulk” you
need. If you eat it every day—and
drink plenty of water—you can
not only get regular but Tceep
regular, day after day and month
after month! All-Bran is made
by Kellogg’s in Battle Creek. Sold
by every grocer.
Empty Task
In general those who nothing
have to say contrive to spend the
longest time in doing it.—Lowell.
How Women
in Their 40’s
Can Attract Men
Here’s good advice for a woman during her
change (usually from 88 to 52), who fears
she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you
need a good general system tonic take Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made
especially for women. It helps Nature build
up physical resistance, thus helps giv.e more
vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming
jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that
often accompany change of life. WELL
WORTH TRYING!
Silence
Silence is the genius of fools,
and one of the virtues of the wise.
—Bonnard.
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