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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1939 BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN LALA PALOOZA —The Library I* Full of Romance By RUBE GOLDBERG MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Breaking the News Gently POP— Preparedness VHAT*S TH& IDEA 9F THE SMITHS TAKING LESSONS IN SPANISH P VELL — tueyVg ADOPTED A SPANISH BABY - 0[ Curse of Progress We are LOOKING* FORWARD TO TH' DWV WHEN ALL RADIO SETS WILL BE EQUIPPED WITH SOME SORT OF A GADGET WHERE. BV WE CAN TALK BACK TO TH' ANNOOKICEP ~ AMD NOW WE D LIKE TO HeAR WHAT OUR RADIO AUDIENCE HAS TO SAV ABOUT OUR PROGRAM-- Mike—What’s the idea of wearing a mourning band on your left leg, Pat? Pat—Me mother has passed away. Mike—But why on your leg in stead of your arm? Pat — Well, she was me step mother. Remiss Vicar (benevolently)—And what is your name, my little man? Small Boy—Well, if that ain’t the limit! Why, it was you that chris tened me!—Pittsburg Gazette. Blame the Printer “Waiter! I’ve found a needle in my soup!” Waiter: “Beg pardon, sir, typo graphical error. It should have been a noodle.” Why Worry? Father—Ned, why are you always at the bottom of your class? Ned—It doesn’t really matter, dad. We get the same instruction at both ends of the class. 60E5 OUT 1b SHUTOp-fcE DECIDES HE MI6WA5WEU HAPPENS TO N 6ARAC.E m WlfeHf MAKE SURE WIFE DIDN'T WRTfeFIKfi CAM ISNT leave heV of "The car in the lock CHILDREN WERE PP0BA8" LV PUMN6 WITH If 6M3 IN ITS USUAL PLACE WW OUT <0 LOOK FDR If orrdfn -Tools finds i-t. i5 starting back with it When he NOTICES SOME DOS HAS SEEN DI661H6 ROUND roots of Youns -Tree COES TO 6ET SPADE 1b REPAIR THE DAMAGE • Bell Syndicate. Inc. ON WAV COMES ON JUNIOR'S SWEATER LEFT ON LAWN FOR THE NlfeHf STORMS INTO HOUSE To 6UT JUNIOR A TAUM6-T0 ON Hi$ CARELESSNESS. (IN MIDDLE Of NlfeHT REMEMBERS HE DIDN’T SHUT UP 6ARA6E) ( Safety Talks ) At the Crossroads npHE “dirty.work at the cross- *■ roads” of fable and story hat a counterpart in the pattern of modern automobile accidents. The National Safety council re ports that in 1937 about 58 per cent of all injury accidents in cit ies occurred at intersections. In rural areas, however, only about 24 per cent of the injury accidents occur at intersections. The council said 52 per cent of the intersection accidents that in volved two motor vehicles were right-angle collisions. St Joseph Aspirin guar* antees accurate dosage —thus relieves simple headache — neuralgia. 12 tablets for only 10c. St. (Joseph GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN Sinews of Virtue Good company and good dis course are the very sinews of vir tue.—Izaak Walton. m$ so BAD CROWDS HEART "My boirels vw* so sloggisli sad say Stomach so bsd X wsa lust mimtsble. Some times gas bloated me until it crowded my heart. X tried Adlerika. Oh, vhat relief, f he first dose worked like magic. Adlerika remoTsd the gas and vaste matter an* my stomach felt so good.”—JVtrs. 8. A. McAmls. If gaa in your stomach and bowels bloats you up until you gasp for breath, take a tablespoonful of Adlerika and notice now the stomach GAB is relieved almost at once. Adlerika often moves the bowels in less than two hours. Adlerika is BOTH carminative and cathartic, carminatives to warm and soothe the etomach and expel GAS, cathartics to clear the bowels and relieve intestinal nerve pressure. Recommended by many doctors tat 85 years. Get genuine Adlerika today. Sold at all drug stores Twenty -five years ofscientific research made it possible for Quaker State, in 1914, to pro duce the only motor oil which successfully lubricated the hottest running motor of its time .. . the Franklin Air cooled engine. Twenty-five more years of research enables Acid-Free Quaker State Motor Oil to meet the most difficult problems of lubricat ing die 1939 models. Insure the performance of your new car! Use Add-Free Quaker Stateregulsrly. Quaker State Oil Refining Corporation, Oil (uty, Pennsylvania. SHOPPING • The best place to start your shop- ping tour ia in your favorite easy- chair, with an open newspaper. Make a habit of reading the advertise ments in this paper every week. They can save you time, energy and money. To ur