McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 13, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1939
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
LALA PALOOZA —The Library I* Full of Romance
By RUBE GOLDBERG
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
Breaking the News Gently
POP— Preparedness
VHAT*S TH& IDEA 9F
THE SMITHS TAKING
LESSONS IN SPANISH
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tueyVg ADOPTED A
SPANISH BABY -
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Curse of Progress
We are
LOOKING*
FORWARD TO
TH' DWV
WHEN ALL
RADIO SETS
WILL BE
EQUIPPED
WITH
SOME SORT
OF A
GADGET
WHERE. BV
WE CAN
TALK BACK
TO TH'
ANNOOKICEP
~ AMD NOW WE D
LIKE TO HeAR
WHAT OUR RADIO
AUDIENCE HAS TO
SAV ABOUT OUR
PROGRAM--
Mike—What’s the idea of wearing
a mourning band on your left leg,
Pat?
Pat—Me mother has passed away.
Mike—But why on your leg in
stead of your arm?
Pat — Well, she was me step
mother.
Remiss
Vicar (benevolently)—And what is
your name, my little man?
Small Boy—Well, if that ain’t the
limit! Why, it was you that chris
tened me!—Pittsburg Gazette.
Blame the Printer
“Waiter! I’ve found a needle in
my soup!”
Waiter: “Beg pardon, sir, typo
graphical error. It should have been
a noodle.”
Why Worry?
Father—Ned, why are you always
at the bottom of your class?
Ned—It doesn’t really matter,
dad. We get the same instruction
at both ends of the class.
60E5 OUT 1b SHUTOp-fcE DECIDES HE MI6WA5WEU HAPPENS TO N
6ARAC.E m WlfeHf MAKE SURE WIFE DIDN'T WRTfeFIKfi CAM ISNT
leave heV of "The car
in the lock
CHILDREN WERE PP0BA8"
LV PUMN6 WITH If 6M3
IN ITS USUAL PLACE WW OUT <0 LOOK FDR If
orrdfn -Tools
finds i-t. i5 starting
back with it When he
NOTICES SOME DOS HAS
SEEN DI661H6 ROUND
roots of Youns -Tree
COES TO 6ET SPADE 1b
REPAIR THE DAMAGE
• Bell Syndicate. Inc.
ON WAV COMES ON
JUNIOR'S SWEATER
LEFT ON LAWN FOR
THE NlfeHf
STORMS INTO HOUSE To 6UT
JUNIOR A TAUM6-T0 ON Hi$
CARELESSNESS. (IN MIDDLE
Of NlfeHT REMEMBERS HE
DIDN’T SHUT UP 6ARA6E)
( Safety Talks )
At the Crossroads
npHE “dirty.work at the cross-
*■ roads” of fable and story hat
a counterpart in the pattern of
modern automobile accidents.
The National Safety council re
ports that in 1937 about 58 per
cent of all injury accidents in cit
ies occurred at intersections.
In rural areas, however, only
about 24 per cent of the injury
accidents occur at intersections.
The council said 52 per cent of
the intersection accidents that in
volved two motor vehicles were
right-angle collisions.
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12 tablets for only 10c.
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GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN
Sinews of Virtue
Good company and good dis
course are the very sinews of vir
tue.—Izaak Walton.
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CROWDS HEART
"My boirels vw* so sloggisli sad say
Stomach so bsd X wsa lust mimtsble. Some
times gas bloated me until it crowded my
heart. X tried Adlerika. Oh, vhat relief,
f he first dose worked like magic. Adlerika
remoTsd the gas and vaste matter an* my
stomach felt so good.”—JVtrs. 8. A. McAmls.
If gaa in your stomach and bowels bloats
you up until you gasp for breath, take a
tablespoonful of Adlerika and notice now the
stomach GAB is relieved almost at once.
Adlerika often moves the bowels in less than
two hours. Adlerika is BOTH carminative
and cathartic, carminatives to warm and soothe
the etomach and expel GAS, cathartics to
clear the bowels and relieve intestinal nerve
pressure. Recommended by many doctors tat
85 years. Get genuine Adlerika today.
Sold at all drug stores
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research made it possible for
Quaker State, in 1914, to pro
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successfully lubricated the
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time .. . the Franklin Air
cooled engine. Twenty-five
more years of research enables
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SHOPPING
• The best place
to start your shop-
ping tour ia in
your favorite easy-
chair, with an open
newspaper.
Make a habit of reading the advertise
ments in this paper every week. They
can save you time, energy and money.
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