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J McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 2, 1939 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN XfTEJ? MVRA HAD R1DDFM ALTA AROUND THE. ARENA, SHE FAINTED AS SHE WAS &ETNQ- COnSRATULATED By the. clowns - ^ you MEAN THE 'BULL'S" RAMPAGE?,; VES. JPJFr^uk Jmy Markry SyodirAte, Kae. ALTA D1DNT MEAN | TO KNOCK HER DOWN - CrUESS. SHE JUST OmDNT STOP HER WILD M? RUSH AFTER ///y< "SILK" J! Alta^alta- Down , i saV- oh-h -er WHERE AM 11 VNHy. DOCTOR AMES, ITS KOO NOW I REMEMBER] PVFR*/THING- QVtizT. dear. TILL UX)K VDU OVER i) Z ^ FEW MINUTED LATER JEFF BANOS RUSHED 1N- f MVRA.you were^N f SHE'S ALL WONDERFUL - VOV) \ Right, y SAVED THE SHOW / L'FLip.”/ A SECOND TIME -/ THANKS A V MILLION. / & VS V HONEV / A J? %k VES. BUT UNCLE | TEFK VOU’RE NCST | GOINGrToBLAME | Alta •• you 1 RE 1 AJOTQOINOTD LET ‘ SILK" SHOOT HER. are you -ed LALA PALOOZA —Plenty of Air and Scenery By RUBE GOLDBERG AUSTER VINCENT,/^ HIVES, IF HERE’S WHERE I SHE MARRIES MADAM TOLD Y i GONZALES, ME TO LEAVE / IT’LL BREAK YOU jt\ UP OUR HOME I AGREE WITH YOU, -MISTER VINCENT — AT BEST, LOVE IS I WAS IN LOVE'ONCE, HIVES-BUT OKE OUR ENGAGEMENT WHEN SHE ME TO WORK p ' LOOK AFTER HER ; HIVES - SHE’S ONLY A CHILD AT HEART a Frank Jay Marker Syndicate. Inc. £- S’MATTER POP—Try Her With Red, Then By C. M. PAYNE Va always c5aiT> Va lov e— T3L uE—• If’Jgtes; O Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Birds of a Feather -If./: Ldhi Gags Doestjnr uv^e >r Be CAUSE. PEOPLE APE SAVIM& WE MARRIED HEP. FOR WER MOKJ^. .—ZP ( . y j AWELL, AFTER ALU, suppose we was to S^ts/e SOME REAS \, (Copyright, by S. L. Huntley.) POP— A Confession No Matter How He Answers By J. MILLAR WATT ME- SAID HC COULD ANSWER ANV QUESTION WITH Y&S OR j NO ! w&ll o 1 ASKE-D HIM IF HE HAD GIVEN UP SWEARING J ® Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. o Curse of Progress "W/////S//" ,.W. R KNEW WHAT HE WANTED Sportsman—-I want to look at some mirrors. Storekeeper—Hand mirrors? Sportsman—No, some that I can see my face in. The Scoundrel Father—When he proposed didn’t you ask him to see me? Daughter—Yes; and he said he had seen you several times, but that he loved me just the same. Some Feat Mrs. Harris (to visitor)—Yes, Mary is studying German and al gebra. (To Mary) Say good-morn ing to the lady in algebra, darling! Real Woe Small Son—What does the agony column mean, dad? Father—The racing results, my boy. Not Quite Perfect “I don’t smoke and I don’t drink.” “No bad habits at all?” “Yes—I tell lies I” —- FOLKS NEXT DOOR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS m™ UjJJiJr / V 1 -o - '■>' '>(Ji i 5K0WFALL9 ARE HARO ON FRED Perlevs Disposition J BECAUSE If SEEMS Yo HIM 'fHAf EVERY 1iME HE f Snovas HIS DRIVEWAY clear so he can €>Ef HIS CAR out -THE SfREEf PLOW COMES ALONG AND BLOCKS If UP A6MN • Bell Syndicate. In*. CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AGENTS MAKE MONEY Sailing our auditing service to all BUSINESS CONCERNS Experience not necessary ... Large field. NATIONAL FREIGHT BUREAU, ROCHESTER, N. T. (ESTABLISHED 45 YEARS) AROUND THE HOUSE Have Several Measuring Cups. —Having more than one measur ing cup handy is a great asset and time-saver in cooking. e e * For Cleaning Bed Springs.—Use a dishmop on "which a small amount of furniture polish has been placed. e e • When Making Toast. — It im proves it both in taste and digesti bility if the slices of bread are laid in the open oven for a little while before toasting them. They will toast better and more evenly if given this advance treatment. • « « Use for Pickle Vinegar.—Vine gar left over from sweet pickles makes a tasty seasoning for chopped cabbage. * • • Save Your Rugs. — Frequent home cleaning of rugs actually makes them last longer. • • * LANDOWNERS — TOWN FARMERS^ BANKERS —MAKE YOUR FARMS MORS PROFITABLE. GROW KODZU. Government pays $6 per acre for setting Kudzu. We are the oldest and largest big growers of Kudzo. We offer CHOICEST KUDZU CROWNS; 100 80c, 500 $3.50, 1,000 $6.00. Write for “Facte About Kudzu”—Get posted on this great new •rop. The Kndzn Farms, Barnesvllle, Ga. Uncle ftliil Sa(j5: Offspring of Imagination Scandal is when you don’t know as much as you can guess. Happy the man that reaches the top who still has one ardent bosom friend to cherish. ' It makes a man admire a worm an’s intelligence to see how easily she can tell the front end of her new hat. Enough is what would satisfy us —if the neighbors didn’t have any more. With Regrets to Follow When one passes an evening wisely he gets his satisfaction out of it by thinking about it next morning; but when he spends his evening in folly he thinks he is re warded right there and then. A good idea kept to yourself is worthless—passed on to others it becomes a valuable asset. Safety Talks Can It Be the Climate? npHERE’S something about west- A ern climate — ! But^Rocky Mountain and Pacific Coast cham bers of commerce will file an in dignant disclaimer that the cli mate had anything to do with this: The National Safety council’s re port on 1937 shows a solid block of 11 western states, excepting Utah, had higher accident death rates for the year than any other group of states in the country. Washing ton, Oregon, California, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, Montana, Wyo ming, Colorado and New Mexico— in each of these states an average of more than 100 persons, per 100,- 000 of population, suffered acci dent deaths in 1937. Utah barely escaped the “100 or more” group with an average of 99.4. Florida (chambers of commerce please note) and Delaware were the only other states with an aver age of 100 or more accident deaths per 100,000 of population last year. Florida’s average was 105.6, and Delaware’s 105.7. Nevada’s average of 137.6 deaths was the highest reported by any state. Rhode Island’s average of 55.9 deaths was the lowest. Always demand St Joseph Aspirin. It’s genuine, pure. Eases cold discomfort and headaches. 12 tablets, 10c. WNU—7 9—3^ AT QOOD DRUG STORES • LARGE | OOTTll t w.,k, Wab..rt $1.20 (essedReUeH i NEURITIS LUMBAGO