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Vr McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1938 the Whole ftlfi TAP Myra pleads with “Uncle Jeff," owner A aMack on .. snk .. Fow i er> ringmaster. of the circus, to spare Alta, after the elephant’s By ED WHEELAN I CAST* UNDERSTAND iT.MVRA bUT ALTA SEEMS ID HAVE SUDDENLV GONE BAP ON US • VOU KNOW AS WELL AS I VO THAT WHEN A'BULL" STARTS TO OO BAD.SHE MAV DEVELOP INTO A KILLER OH. I KNOW .'UNCLE vTEFP ", BUT NOT ALTA SHE 'S THE BEST /MATURED ELEPHAHT IN TTHE WORLD it I’VE KNOWN HER EVER SINCE I WAS A BAfeV. AND DURING- ALL THOSE VEARS THAT DADPK WAS> HER TRAINER, HE NEVER HAD ONE BIT OF TROUBLE WOH HER - ^ it C Frank Jay Markej SjniHrale, InCw I GRANT THAT, DEAR. BUT LETS BE SEMSIBLE! VIHV DID ALTA ATTACK silk " Fowler in THE RlNO THIS AFTER NOON * 2 " SHOW MOW FiAy(N<i because;* silk ’ MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING MEAN, OR CRUEL To HER! I'M SURE OF IT '.'.i UNCLE 3EFFV EVEN A GOOD ’ BULL" WILL NEVER FORGET AN INTURK OR AN UNKINDNESS - VOU KNOW THAT .'!! LALA PALOOZA Heart* and Flower* By RUBE GOLDBERG MY DEAR CCUNTESS,THE SIGHT OF YOU FILLS MY POOR HEART > WITH JOY-WHEN I AM .———<, AWAY FROM YOU t+M JL J AW LIFE AND IS BLEAK DESOLATE GO ON. ONZALES my BELOVED, I BROOGHT YOU SOAAE FLOWERS GONZALES,. DID I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT Z' ER,NO-l SAID THE MINUTES SEEMED LIKE HOURS ^ / C Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP—Re*t Period By C. M. PAYNE /T MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY m M © B«n Syndicate.—WNU Service. Dear Old Golden Rule Days [gCHpot 80 ® C»‘* HE HASTA STAY INJ AFTER SCHOOL AM* WRITE " I’M A BOY" FIFTY TIMES Apr iCoMrlshl. hv S. U Huntley. Trade Mark Rea. U. 9. Pat. Office) POP— One Little Mouthful Adds Girth By J. MILLAR WATT I EAT SO LITTLE- TMESE DAYS THAT ITS ALMOST AS EASY TO GET OUT OF THE BREAKFAST NOOK- )' - AS IT IS TO GfrT INTO IT m UTE PROGRAM By GLUYAS WILLIAMS «&KS COOl.^N’f MC Slf UP JU61 ONCE AFfIR BED' fiKIE 10 HEAR "fHAf COtffEPlAli OH^fRAWO RECfitfE^ RERMiS^iOU AND CUMBS W&PPILV IkKO CHAIR- ir StfflES HIMSELF COM’ FoRfABLV tiS RR06R&M BteiKS WISHES WOlINCER^ WOUIO HUtTpV UP AX> finish at^efZisih& ■feLK • aosis EVES, FOR A SECOND -v 5*fS DP WrfH A S-fAR-f, REAHZlNO ME MU$V HAVf D01E0. SALES <ALK FWDS AVID IS FOLLOWED BV REH- IJCRINS OF 'BLUE da- HUBEr rfVinyrtght hv nte* HpII .rra fUt » is SURE COMEDIAN will COME ON AS SOON AS fHtS PIECE ENDS Finds rfs feEtfiNG HARt fo hOiD head PuES rf PO^N ON ARM for A SECOND AND SOLS HACtfiRiV <0 Sleep PAT'S HELP Panting and perspiring, two Irish men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of the steep hill. “That was a stiff climb, Pat,” said the first. “Sure and it was that,” said Pat. “And if I hadn’t kept the brake on we would have gone backwards.” Stunning Bill—Where did you get the black eye? Jack—I went to a dance and was struck by the beauty of the place. Left Without Reason He—Don’t go. You are leaving me entirely without reason. She—I always leave things as I find them. FOUND Two men were talking together in the public library. Said one: “The dime novel has gone. 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It fits beautifully. Shoulder darts, and gathers above the waistline, ease it over the bust, without any hint of bulkiness.. Make this of satin, silk crepe, velvet or sheer wool, and you’ll like it better than any dress you’ve had for a long time. The Patterns. 1477 is designed for sizes 14, 16, 18. 20, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 2 yards of 39 inch material for the jacket-blouse; 2 yards . for. the skirt. 1585 is designed for sizes 36, 38, 40, 42, 44, 46, 48, 50 and 52. Size 38 requires 5Ya yards of 39 inch mate rial for long-sleeved dress; 4% yards for short-sleeved. Fall and Winter Fashion Book. The new 32-page Fall and Win ter Pattern Book which shows photographs of the dresses being worn is now out. (One pattern and the Fall and Winter Pattern Book—25 cents.) You can order the book separately for 15 cents. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept.,. Room 1020, 211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. 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