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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1938
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ftlfi TAP Myra pleads with “Uncle Jeff," owner
A aMack on .. snk .. Fow i er> ringmaster.
of the circus, to spare Alta, after the elephant’s
By ED WHEELAN
I CAST* UNDERSTAND iT.MVRA
bUT ALTA SEEMS ID HAVE
SUDDENLV GONE BAP ON US •
VOU KNOW AS WELL AS I VO
THAT WHEN A'BULL" STARTS TO
OO BAD.SHE MAV DEVELOP INTO
A KILLER
OH. I KNOW .'UNCLE
vTEFP ", BUT NOT
ALTA SHE 'S
THE BEST
/MATURED
ELEPHAHT IN
TTHE WORLD
it
I’VE KNOWN HER EVER
SINCE I WAS A BAfeV. AND
DURING- ALL THOSE VEARS
THAT DADPK WAS> HER
TRAINER, HE NEVER HAD
ONE BIT OF TROUBLE
WOH HER - ^
it
C Frank Jay Markej SjniHrale, InCw
I GRANT THAT, DEAR.
BUT LETS BE SEMSIBLE!
VIHV DID ALTA ATTACK
silk " Fowler in
THE RlNO THIS
AFTER NOON * 2 "
SHOW
MOW
FiAy(N<i
because;* silk ’
MUST HAVE DONE
SOMETHING MEAN,
OR CRUEL To HER!
I'M SURE OF IT '.'.i
UNCLE 3EFFV EVEN
A GOOD ’ BULL"
WILL NEVER FORGET
AN INTURK OR AN
UNKINDNESS - VOU
KNOW THAT .'!!
LALA PALOOZA Heart* and Flower*
By RUBE GOLDBERG
MY DEAR CCUNTESS,THE SIGHT
OF YOU FILLS MY POOR HEART >
WITH JOY-WHEN I AM .———<,
AWAY FROM YOU t+M JL J AW
LIFE
AND
IS BLEAK
DESOLATE
GO ON.
ONZALES
my BELOVED,
I BROOGHT
YOU SOAAE
FLOWERS
GONZALES,. DID I
HEAR YOU SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT
Z'
ER,NO-l SAID
THE MINUTES
SEEMED LIKE
HOURS ^
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S’MATTER POP—Re*t Period
By C. M. PAYNE
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By J. MILLAR WATT
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A SECOND AND SOLS
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PAT'S HELP
Panting and perspiring, two Irish
men on a tandem bicycle at last
got to the top of the steep hill.
“That was a stiff climb, Pat,”
said the first.
“Sure and it was that,” said Pat.
“And if I hadn’t kept the brake
on we would have gone backwards.”
Stunning
Bill—Where did you get the black
eye?
Jack—I went to a dance and was
struck by the beauty of the place.
Left Without Reason
He—Don’t go. You are leaving
me entirely without reason.
She—I always leave things as I
find them.
FOUND
Two men were talking together in
the public library. Said one: “The
dime novel has gone. I wonder
where it’s gone to?”
The other, who knew something
of literature in its various phases,
answered cynically: “It’s gone to
two dollars and fifty cents.”
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Smart Fall Styles
That Are Flattering
TLJ ERE are two charming fash-
A ions with the crisp, slim-
waisted, very feminine look that
proves they are new and smart!
And you’ll notice that the sleeves
are proudly puffed up, not out—
they give height, not width, to the
shoulders. These two simple de
signs, each accompanied by a de
tailed sew chart, make it very,
very easy for you to have two
leading fashions of the coming
season at very little cost.
Two-Piecer With Jacket Blouse.
This charming fashion is ex
tremely good this fall. It’s tailored
or dressy, according to the mate
rials in which you make it up.
The skirt is slim and plain. The
jacket-blouse as youthful and be
coming as it can be. For street,
make it of wool crepe, flannel or
faille. For afternoon, choose vel
vet or broadcloth for the skirt;
satin, velvet or silver cloth for the
jacket blouse.
With Smart, Slenderizing Lines.
Notice that the front panel of
the skirt is cut in one with the
midriff section—that’s a smart de
tail that you see in expensive mod
els, and it’s excellent for large
women. You can trust the suave,
slick lines of this dress to make
you look several pounds slimmer.
It fits beautifully. Shoulder darts,
and gathers above the waistline,
ease it over the bust, without any
hint of bulkiness.. Make this of
satin, silk crepe, velvet or sheer
wool, and you’ll like it better than
any dress you’ve had for a long
time.
The Patterns.
1477 is designed for sizes 14, 16,
18. 20, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires
2 yards of 39 inch material for the
jacket-blouse; 2 yards . for. the
skirt.
1585 is designed for sizes 36, 38,
40, 42, 44, 46, 48, 50 and 52. Size 38
requires 5Ya yards of 39 inch mate
rial for long-sleeved dress; 4%
yards for short-sleeved.
Fall and Winter Fashion Book.
The new 32-page Fall and Win
ter Pattern Book which shows
photographs of the dresses being
worn is now out. (One pattern
and the Fall and Winter Pattern
Book—25 cents.) You can order
the book separately for 15 cents.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept.,. Room 1020,
211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111.
Price of patterns, 15 cents (in
coins) each.
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