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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C- THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 15. 1938 BIG TOP 'Fup'flanaban RUSHED BACK TO TELL MYRA, FRIEND OP THE CONDEMNED elephant; WHAT HE HAD JUST OVERHEARD. By ED WHEELAN am* so. after what happened in the RING- TVUG AFTERNOON, MVRA. I FIG URED •SILK" WOULD GO IMMECXATE- LV TO TEFF BANG'S... AN' X WAS R\GHT ?• -SILK*’ NA/ANTS 7EFF TO vJET RID OF ALTA— SAID HF D OLAD Tb SHOOT HER HIMSELF VOU GOT INFLUENCE NNITH 3eff. mvra. so beat rr over ,To HIS TENT THAT GUV TSILK 4 ' 3D ST LEFT THERE »«« <£3 'OH, UNCLE Jeff: vou*re NOT GOING TO GET RID OF ALTA. ARE VOU ? !: W&UU" HAS GONE BAP ON US. MVRA - SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE DONE BE I ^ f i. OH. 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