McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 15, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C- THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 15. 1938
BIG TOP
'Fup'flanaban
RUSHED BACK
TO TELL MYRA,
FRIEND OP THE
CONDEMNED
elephant;
WHAT HE HAD
JUST
OVERHEARD.
By ED WHEELAN
am* so. after what happened in the
RING- TVUG AFTERNOON, MVRA. I FIG
URED •SILK" WOULD GO IMMECXATE-
LV TO TEFF BANG'S... AN' X WAS
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vJET RID OF ALTA— SAID HF D
OLAD Tb SHOOT HER
HIMSELF
VOU GOT INFLUENCE NNITH
3eff. mvra. so beat rr over
,To HIS TENT THAT GUV TSILK 4 '
3D ST LEFT THERE
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Jeff: vou*re
NOT GOING
TO GET RID
OF ALTA.
ARE VOU ? !:
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GONE BAP ON
US. MVRA -
SOMETHING'S
GOT TO BE
DONE
BE
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LALA PALOOZA The Call of Love
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—.’ED'W|eE)AvJ-
By RUBE GOLDBERG
POOR GONZALES MUST
RUNNING ALL OVER THE
LOBBY LOOKING
FOR ME - OH
DEAR, HOW
HE LOVES
IT’S VERY
AH, YOUNG LADY,
YOU HAVE THE FORM
AND GRACE OF A
GODDESS-I COULD
FEAST MY EYES ON
ALL RIGHT,
TOOTS-
«• STICK
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MISTER
GONZALES,
MISTER
GONZALES!
Prank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
S’MATTER POP— Perfectly Obedient Little Fella
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About Wintersmith’s
"My boy was down last summer
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Mrs. N. M. a
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Mrs. M. P.
For over 70 years Wintersmith’a
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Be It Right
Whatsoever thy hand findeth to
do, do it with thy might.
How Women
in Their 40’s
MESCAL IKE By s. l. HUNTLEY Going North, Podner?
POP-A Lot of Guy. He Wanted to Kill Off By J. MILLAR WATT
THE FIRST PLUNGE
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A TITLE QUESTIONED
“Do you feel that study has made
you a more successful agricultur
ist?”
“Not exactly,” answered Silas
Corntossel. “I keep practicin’ new
ideas, but I believe life was more
secure when I was satisfied to be a
plain farmer.”
Surgery Sally
“I can’t quite diagnose your case.
I think it must be drink.”
“All right, doctor. I’ll come back
when you’re sober.”
Well, Maybe—
“I don’t think there is anything
that beats a really good wife.”
“What about a bad husband?”—
Providence Journal.
THE SCHEMER
Photographer (to Jones, newly
wed)—You must try and look less
fierce. Otherwise your portrait will
be terrible when developed.
Jones—That’s all right! My wife’s
sending one to her mother, who has
never seen me before.—Royal Ar
canum Bulletin.
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Here’s good advice tor a woman during her
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she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worriaa
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Sentinels
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Don’t Neglect Them!
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