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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER*!, 1938 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That - Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN %V!?A LATCUe RUSMCD OP lt> ALTA OUST AS TC GRE/SV CLTPWAHT WS A^CXiT TO Tlf^AMPLC' OH SILK FOY^ICR THE RING MASTER ^ c .• Pn^k Ur lutktj ijmdUmU GET OP, SILK.- SMILE! MAKE AH ANNOUNCEMENT? SAY IT WAS ALL FART OP "ME ACT ?: QUICK t! ' r \\ -E:t> LADEE E-iS AH* GEKTLE* MEN !? VJE PROMISED VOU THRILLS. DID VIE NOT ?!! VWELL, HOW DID VOO ? uke THAT owe ’ HA-HA ...VES.SIR.... AtL BART OF OUR a v SHOW '! N Ml LALA PALOOZA Brother Vincent Has to. Be Sat On By RUBE GOLDBERG BROOKS, TELL HIVES TO BRING THE MAROON LANDAULET AROUND TO THE FRONT DOOR VINCENT, you’ve GOT YOUR SHOES ON-WHERE ARE YOU I’M GOING WITH YOU, SIS - I DON’T TRUST GONZALES, THE GUY YOU’RE GONNA HIVES, DRIVE TO THE SWANKMOR RITZ a e Frank Jay Marker Syndicate. Inc. S’MATTER POP— Just a Southpaw Shake By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY I LL ^a-BLNVA- £2* LETT--HAN3>e3>) ^r' O Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service. Tough Luck, Pa ; I A \Ahz G&-&S r£)0 'iOO TMIMK \WiLL Re/XLLV^ DIVORCE HIM vgect.An^R. Ativ DOES SME KMOUJ WtM- TMMD VklSU, 7/ fCOOXTlcilt. *rv 8. L. Hontlcy. Trad* Mark Res. U. S. Pat. OAc*) POP— A Word From the Wi*e By J. MILLAR WATT DID YOU UPSE-T THAT MUSTARD ALL OV&R THE BREAD-BOARD 9 MIND VWAT YOU’RE SAYIKJO, POP - THAT’S i LEMON PIE . m ©' Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.! MINDING JUNIOR By GLUY&S WILLIAMS m-h WlfeHBOR A-ffHE MARkff MD Sfo» lb € OSSIP. J06f W GOSSIP 15 6tf* tiHG WttRES-fiN6. IflfCMK HIM ON HIS WflVWt'.' BRINGS HlF) BACK AND RE5l)M£5 CMaL eraiI?r< ^imnfNiV 'fHKf WAS ^ / ^0VlENfA5V , PANIC BREAKS Off CONVER* LEAVCS MARKED ltA5TilY| SSnhEVANWCSW SAfiONibMAKEADVf TOLlHfe OHC CAN* W> IW BW DISAPPEARING A flRSr OASb JOB OF BEHIND COUNtER. GOSSIPING WHU.f WINDING JUNIOR^. HE 15 FREE AGAIN, «r«rr*Ma* h, y», a»n WHEN HE VANISHES 1 TiRELV. JUST AS SAFE Mrs. Hibbertson—What I have just said is a great secret. It was told to me in the strictest confi dence. I must caution you against repeating it. Mrs. Mowlby—I shall endeavor to be just as cautious as you are.— Royal Arcanum Bulletin. Suggestion She—I’ve been through every drawer and can’t find my bathing costume. He—Maybe a moth has eaten it, dear. Obviously Spectator—Do your baseball play ers get up bright and early. Coach? Coach—Naw. Just early. NEW GAME Father—Now, Jane, what were you doing last night at the gate? Jane—John and I were playing Kith and Kin. Father—Kith and Kin! Whatever do you mean? Jane—John said, "Can I kith you?’’ and I said, "You kin." “It’s Red-Hot News!” . . . only Pepsodent Powder contains Irium! Pepsodent alone of all tooth powders contains remarkable Irium!* • Nowadays remarkable Irium puts more pep into Pepsodent Powder...Yes,it is the wonderful cleanser, Irium, that has helped Pepsodent Powder to sweep the nation I For it is this thrilling new cleansing agent, Irium, that helps Pepsodent Powder to make teeth shine and sparkle with all their glorious natural brilliance I Although Irium puts more pep into Pepsodent. . . yet Pepsodent containing Irium has NO BLEACH, NO PUMICE, NO GRIT. Buy it today* *Pepmodent’m trad* mark for Purified Alkyl Sulfate SHE KNEW HOW Hubtijr*—Ifyou wear that disgrace* ful suit again I shall gp home and leave you to spend your vacatkm alone. Wifey—How thoughtful of you. THEIR EATING WAYS New Arrival—Do the guests wear dinner coats here? Landlord of the Hilltop Hotel—A few of ’em wear their coats when it’s chilly. Most of us eats in our shirt sleeves. JUST LIKE THAT He—I thought one-piece bathing suits were barred. She—Not necessarily—some are , barred, some are striped and some are plain like mine. NO DUDE RANCH "Well! Well! Just back from your'vacation, eh! Did you get*the rest you needed?” "Nope! Outside of 30 cents—the hotel got the rest." THE IDEA He—It’s awfully sweet of you 'le want to know when I have my vaca tion so you can arrange according* iy. She—Yes. I want to take mine when you’re working. EDUCATION Father—Well, son, how did yon get along at school today? Billy—Pa, my psychology book says conversation at meals should be of a pleasant character. Let’s talk about something else. ANOTHER AFFLICTION Mother—Don’t ask so many ques tions, Billie! Curiosity killed the cat. Billie—O-o-o! What became of the kittens, mother?