McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 01, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER*!, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That - Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA Brother Vincent Has to. Be Sat On
By RUBE GOLDBERG
BROOKS, TELL HIVES
TO BRING THE MAROON
LANDAULET AROUND TO
THE FRONT
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VINCENT,
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YOUR SHOES
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I’M GOING WITH
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TRUST GONZALES,
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S’MATTER POP— Just a Southpaw Shake
By C. M. PAYNE
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POP— A Word From the Wi*e
By J. MILLAR WATT
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JUST AS SAFE
Mrs. Hibbertson—What I have
just said is a great secret. It was
told to me in the strictest confi
dence. I must caution you against
repeating it.
Mrs. Mowlby—I shall endeavor to
be just as cautious as you are.—
Royal Arcanum Bulletin.
Suggestion
She—I’ve been through every
drawer and can’t find my bathing
costume.
He—Maybe a moth has eaten it,
dear.
Obviously
Spectator—Do your baseball play
ers get up bright and early. Coach?
Coach—Naw. Just early.
NEW GAME
Father—Now, Jane, what were
you doing last night at the gate?
Jane—John and I were playing
Kith and Kin.
Father—Kith and Kin! Whatever
do you mean?
Jane—John said, "Can I kith
you?’’ and I said, "You kin."
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SHE KNEW HOW
Hubtijr*—Ifyou wear that disgrace*
ful suit again I shall gp home and
leave you to spend your vacatkm
alone.
Wifey—How thoughtful of you.
THEIR EATING WAYS
New Arrival—Do the guests wear
dinner coats here?
Landlord of the Hilltop Hotel—A
few of ’em wear their coats when
it’s chilly. Most of us eats in our
shirt sleeves.
JUST LIKE THAT
He—I thought one-piece bathing
suits were barred.
She—Not necessarily—some are ,
barred, some are striped and some
are plain like mine.
NO DUDE RANCH
"Well! Well! Just back from
your'vacation, eh! Did you get*the
rest you needed?”
"Nope! Outside of 30 cents—the
hotel got the rest."
THE IDEA
He—It’s awfully sweet of you 'le
want to know when I have my vaca
tion so you can arrange according*
iy.
She—Yes. I want to take mine
when you’re working.
EDUCATION
Father—Well, son, how did yon
get along at school today?
Billy—Pa, my psychology book
says conversation at meals should
be of a pleasant character. Let’s
talk about something else.
ANOTHER AFFLICTION
Mother—Don’t ask so many ques
tions, Billie! Curiosity killed the
cat.
Billie—O-o-o! What became of
the kittens, mother?