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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 28, 1938 the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne • WMter* »*w*pap«r VaiM I JuST KmovO F6LI/ WILL COME BOUNCING- IM ABOUT TWO A.M. But i cAw't stay AWAKE ANY LOMGER*- — I'LL SET This ALARM AND HE WONT <S6T To BED without me Telling- him a thing- or two^ what luck/ one o'clock. AND FANNY'5 NOT Up/ NOW Quietly To BED / Asleep at the Switch SAV/ whatS the idea OP* WAKlNC? up A <xuy AT THIS TIME O'NlGHT? w t{r$ (5«AK A MAM WHO WEARS' THE PANTS IN HlS HOm^ OFTEN HAS AN APRonI ON OVER. Them S’MATTER POP— Pop, He’s in a Fix! By C. M. PAYNE "PoT* ? LooK -at Ye*r Soc K5 / -ffovN Kim- /I 7 ^oYa Know one is OX>3> one_ o A. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. ' fo MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY They’re Both Right BOVSl BcryS 1 . PONT PIGWT! ^NOUJ VUW/XTS Aor i IllSrr l^^CHOKJE 5 ARGUMtNT / ppo ABOLrT^ AFER MISS SALLY we says MDLEY 6ATE S' UNCLE, JBUOCV, WAS WITH ~ AKP 1 SAY DiOKjr KJOeODY IKJ TH' kTAMllY WORK ^ LONJG ri / i ♦ Coovrlsht. 1 I by S. L. rade Mark Re*. V, 8. Pat. Offl FINNEY OF THE FORCE hullq, there, missus snoop- Aisl' WHERE BE YEZ AKAPEIN* VERSlLF lately? So Yet. have a NEW BYE FRIEND, EH? NOW C'MON AH' Till me Th' trooth-be that WHY- yes, Finney, THAT'S SO HmmmvV an' that Be foine— be YER NEW BYE FRIEHP VERY AMBITIOUS ? IS he/ i'll say/' WHY HE PUTS EVERY TWIN € Hf HAS INTo HlS WORK Cutting Wit — So/ he makes hamburgers, eh z A WOiSE“ cracker. USUALLY EXPLODES WHIN HE BE PUT on The PAN POP— Pop Underestimates the Heathens By J. MILLAR WATT DO YOU MEAN TO SAV YOU PUT A LEAD SLUG IN THE- COLLECTION FOR THE. HEATHEN cO 92 YES \ -THEV CAN'T TELL TM& DIFFERENCE J © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. COMING! 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