McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 28, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 28, 1938
the Whole Family
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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I JuST KmovO F6LI/
WILL COME BOUNCING-
IM ABOUT TWO A.M.
But i cAw't stay
AWAKE ANY LOMGER*-
— I'LL SET This ALARM
AND HE WONT <S6T To BED
without me Telling- him
a thing- or two^
what luck/ one o'clock.
AND FANNY'5 NOT Up/ NOW
Quietly To BED
/
Asleep at the Switch
SAV/ whatS the idea
OP* WAKlNC? up A <xuy
AT THIS TIME O'NlGHT?
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A MAM
WHO WEARS'
THE PANTS
IN HlS HOm^
OFTEN HAS
AN APRonI
ON OVER.
Them
S’MATTER POP— Pop, He’s in a Fix!
By C. M. PAYNE
"PoT* ? LooK
-at Ye*r
Soc K5
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Know
one is
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MESCAL IKE
By S. L. HUNTLEY
They’re Both Right
BOVSl BcryS 1 .
PONT PIGWT!
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VUW/XTS
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ARGUMtNT / ppo
ABOLrT^ AFER
MISS SALLY we says
MDLEY 6ATE S' UNCLE,
JBUOCV, WAS WITH ~
AKP 1 SAY DiOKjr
KJOeODY IKJ TH'
kTAMllY WORK
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♦ Coovrlsht.
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by S. L.
rade Mark Re*. V, 8. Pat. Offl
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
hullq, there,
missus snoop-
Aisl' WHERE BE
YEZ AKAPEIN*
VERSlLF lately?
So Yet. have a
NEW BYE FRIEND,
EH? NOW C'MON
AH' Till me Th'
trooth-be that
WHY- yes,
Finney,
THAT'S
SO
HmmmvV an' that
Be foine— be
YER NEW BYE
FRIEHP VERY
AMBITIOUS ?
IS he/ i'll say/'
WHY HE PUTS
EVERY TWIN € Hf
HAS INTo HlS
WORK
Cutting Wit
— So/ he makes
hamburgers, eh z
A WOiSE“
cracker.
USUALLY
EXPLODES
WHIN HE
BE PUT
on The
PAN
POP— Pop Underestimates the Heathens
By J. MILLAR WATT
DO YOU MEAN TO SAV
YOU PUT A
LEAD SLUG
IN THE-
COLLECTION
FOR THE.
HEATHEN
cO
92
YES \
-THEV CAN'T TELL TM&
DIFFERENCE J
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COMING!
A colossal, cyclonic comic of
circus life
BIG TOP
by
Ed Wheelan
It's going to bo ono of tho
Groatost Shows on Earth I
Watch for It In this nmwtpaporl
CHANGING COLOR
“Isn’t ‘dun’ a brown color?”
“Yes.”
“And yet whenever I’m dunned I
get blue.”
AROUND THE BASES
Bug (in disgust)—We’ll have to
call the game on account of dark*
ness by th« time that snail player
reaches base
WISE CRACK
Johnny—Yah! A little bird told
me the kind of lawyer your pa is!
Tommy—Yeah? What’d the bird
say?
Johnny—Cheep, cheepI
Tommy—Huh! Well, a duck told
me what kind of a doctor your fa
ther is!—Washington Post.
Soon Over
Lily—So yo’ done mortgaged our
home?
Mose—Jes’ tem-rarily, honey, till
de mortgage am foreclosed.
Had Him Marked
Mother—Don’t cry, dear. Which
one of the naughty boys hit you?
Tommy—The one with the black
eye.
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REASSURANCE NEEDED
A Chinaman was worried by a
vicious-looking dog. .. .
“Don’t be afraid of' him,” said
the owner. “You know the old prov
erb, ‘A barking dog never bites.' ”
“Yes,” said the Chinaman. “You
know pioverb, and me know ploverb,
but does the dog know ploverb?”
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