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* | McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. €., THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 1938 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Mental Cruelty FamnY PEAR J HmmmPH U why tne SROUGH So EARLY IKI THE TXAV? WELL-IF YOU MUST KNOW—YOU WERE talk'imcj im Your SLEEP LAST NUiHT k. Yeah ? what was I TALKIkKr ABOUT 2 ir- SoBS OF SltEMCE" y SO// YOU'RE KEEpiMCs- MY SECRETS from ME, EH f* *1$ Qua** Some Folks would Sound morF iNTELLISEnT IF The/ kept their MOUTHS s tLr S’MATTER POP— Big-ShoU Have Their Trouble*, Too By C. M. PAYNE 'Ye'P MESCAL IKE ■, s. l. humtley 'CB«n WNU Service. A Heck of a Note MEAVEKJS. { WUZSTS TU/XT .mjvvL Kjoise? WE <9CfT WiSSELP A SA'KVPMOUE. FROM TU' MAIL ORDER UOOSE. WAL.l 5MOC MOPE WE IEARMS TO PLAV rr REAL 500*0^ / ^ 2 - FINNEY OF THE FORCE -rw' kjeigwbors 1 ’ 'U fx^-,, by S. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Ref. U. 8. Pat. Office) Sound Practice 04^ '^<r , O no/ PoaTivJEL/ NO— THE WROMfi- ADDRESS r I'LL CHECK OM THAT . MESSAGE IM MEDIATE Ly/ —HOW COME THIS MISTAKE 2 IM STEAD OF SZ1 EUCALYPTUS STREET YOU MAKE IT OAK STREET2 jy SHORE AM Ol DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PERNOUUCE IT A POLEECE BROADCASTER WHO SHLIRJ UP OM A MiSSASE HA? MISLED HiS f CALLIaJ POP—A Silent 1 Friend By J. MILLAR WATT YOU KNOW HER, /T$ DON'T YOU ? ¥6 NOT TO SPEAK TO BUT YOU'VE CALLED ON HER ! <0 yes! but i didn’t get A WORD IN EDGEWAYS/ --y-sN.. © Ben Syndlcat*.—WNU Service. THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS <C«prr*ffct. bf The B*ll Im ) . * .* * J after doimb voor Btst fo Send -we youhb suesis or the BlRfHDAY PARtV HOME WrlH AIL THDR BEL0H6IK65 YOU APE STiIL LEFT WITH A RESIDUE Of AH UMBRELLA, I Vx PAIRS OF 6L0VES, h SCARF, A CAP, TWO HANDKERCHIEFS, AND THREE RUDBERC, , HOME MATES REGULAR NUISANCE Little Mary met the doctor. “You brought a little baby next door, didn’t you?” she inquired. “Yes,” he answered: “Shall I bring one to yopr house.?’* “No, thanks,’’ came the prompt reply. “Why,' we’ve scarcely time even to wash the dbg.*’ The Right Turn Western Paper—While negotiating a sharp corner, ^ Mr, Turtle tried to turn his car too abruptly. We’re relieved to hear that the car didn’t turn Turtle! How Long Is a Second? Wifie—I’ll be ready in one second. Hubby—All right; I’ll be back in half an hour.—Philadelphia Bulletin. MORE ROOM Mother had finished cleaning the living room and had rearranged the furniture. “We have so much more room in there now,’’ she said, referring to the new arrangement. “We should,’’ answered Ellen. “You have all the dirt out now.’’ “IR1UM Won Us!” I Say New Pepsodent Users Irium contained in BOTH Pepsodent Tooth Powder and Pepsodent Tooth Paste • Millions of people—many of whom have long suffered the embarrassment of dull, surface-stained teeth—are now enthusias tically applauding—and regularly using —Pepsodent containing Irium! These millions have learned how wonder ful Irium helps Pepsodent better to brush away dingy surface-stains on tooth enamel —polish teeth to a brilliant natural radiance! Pepsodent can do the same for YOU— help bring you a smile you will be proud to show the world! What's more, Pep sodent contains NO GRIT. NO PUMICE, NO BLEACH) Try it* DOING HER COLUMN $ to Cub Reporter—Where is the new society reporter? Typist—-She has gone to the drug store to get some “local color.** BUSY DORA KNOWS The Madam—Call up the lock smith, Dora, I’ve lost the key to my desk. The Maid—It will not be neces sary, madam, the key to my little trunk fits it exactly. ' SCOOTED “Here yo Rastus, whar’s dat can ob lard I tol’ you to git?’’ “Golly maw; it was so slippery it done slipped mah mind.” MEANING THAT— Miss Sweet—But, Tom, he says I look good enough to eat. Tom—You just ought to see the things he eats at the lunch counters, THINGS THAT COUNT mn Chief Counsel—The first thing to do is to get at the cause of this trouble. Associate Counsel—The root of the trouble is the late Mr. Bigwad’s fortune. Chief Counsel—Exactly, and we must get at it. THE QUESTION m -t Percy—We should waste nothing; I advocate even calf’s brains. Don- cher know. .. Miss Diggs—As articles. of diet. Mr. Pinched, or. as organs ol ♦bought? HONK, HONK! Lawyer—The plaintiff, your hon or, was in a reverie when struck by my client’s machine. Magistrate—In a reverie, you say? Lawyer—Yes, your honor. Magistrate—Don’t think I know that make of car. 'Vj ■K ■ 1