McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 23, 1938, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. €., THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
Mental Cruelty
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THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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after doimb voor Btst fo Send -we youhb suesis or the
BlRfHDAY PARtV HOME WrlH AIL THDR BEL0H6IK65 YOU APE STiIL
LEFT WITH A RESIDUE Of AH UMBRELLA, I Vx PAIRS OF 6L0VES,
h SCARF, A CAP, TWO HANDKERCHIEFS, AND THREE
RUDBERC, , HOME MATES
REGULAR NUISANCE
Little Mary met the doctor.
“You brought a little baby next
door, didn’t you?” she inquired.
“Yes,” he answered: “Shall I
bring one to yopr house.?’*
“No, thanks,’’ came the prompt
reply. “Why,' we’ve scarcely time
even to wash the dbg.*’
The Right Turn
Western Paper—While negotiating
a sharp corner, ^ Mr, Turtle tried to
turn his car too abruptly.
We’re relieved to hear that the
car didn’t turn Turtle!
How Long Is a Second?
Wifie—I’ll be ready in one second.
Hubby—All right; I’ll be back in
half an hour.—Philadelphia Bulletin.
MORE ROOM
Mother had finished cleaning the
living room and had rearranged the
furniture.
“We have so much more room in
there now,’’ she said, referring to the
new arrangement.
“We should,’’ answered Ellen.
“You have all the dirt out now.’’
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DOING HER COLUMN $
to
Cub Reporter—Where is the new
society reporter?
Typist—-She has gone to the drug
store to get some “local color.**
BUSY DORA KNOWS
The Madam—Call up the lock
smith, Dora, I’ve lost the key to my
desk.
The Maid—It will not be neces
sary, madam, the key to my little
trunk fits it exactly. '
SCOOTED
“Here yo Rastus, whar’s dat can
ob lard I tol’ you to git?’’
“Golly maw; it was so slippery it
done slipped mah mind.”
MEANING THAT—
Miss Sweet—But, Tom, he says I
look good enough to eat.
Tom—You just ought to see the
things he eats at the lunch counters,
THINGS THAT COUNT
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Chief Counsel—The first thing to
do is to get at the cause of this
trouble.
Associate Counsel—The root of
the trouble is the late Mr. Bigwad’s
fortune.
Chief Counsel—Exactly, and we
must get at it.
THE QUESTION
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Percy—We should waste nothing;
I advocate even calf’s brains. Don-
cher know. ..
Miss Diggs—As articles. of diet.
Mr. Pinched, or. as organs ol
♦bought?
HONK, HONK!
Lawyer—The plaintiff, your hon
or, was in a reverie when struck by
my client’s machine.
Magistrate—In a reverie, you say?
Lawyer—Yes, your honor.
Magistrate—Don’t think I know
that make of car.
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