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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1938 the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS By Otborne Room Service FEU*! I HEAR IT RAINIM&I SEF IP «T IS COMlMCf*. im The w»wdow • fgux# AS lom<» as you are *jP/ i>far— vmill vou get me ? A GLASS op WATER t - ^ K- VAiHEM YoO StEEP LIKE A LOG* ■THAT'S UiM9^ rsT S’MATTER POP— Ever Think of ThU? By C. M. PAYNE rl e BeU Syndicate Service. MESCAL IKE b 7 s. l. huntley It Won’t Be Long Now AW, LEAVE SALCV: 0 ueu.0,0a. o*s-p»_e , weree oust goinj<c> to vici.*<e. 50*^1 e. T/vrrv. wcwo voo citee to co^e ove« ft.NjO OuCU ? JAIL MOOZC sccoifs O^FiSi IO suoe like to a weAP, Mi*i *allv but i <j»orrA 5Tft.T mere ree a soeLu-Mucev I BATES AST me TO COME. OVER e>AU_ miM OUTTA Tm’_ OAU. MOUSE WMV, ME CftAvj T BE I Ml JAM WE JUST SAW MIM TME STREET A ^SECOMIO A^O BUT MES TEEUNj’ SO TOMllOMT me pi GOERS iABi_e to Be took. OSORDERUV COmOUC AMV MlSJUTe MOvA/ tk Huntley, Trade M»rk /f^r s/iSs/Z/L. 8^.Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE NO / I DiDNT- UMTiL A F€W M^UTES DID VET G»T HIS HUMBER < \ NO-‘BUT I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE WAY HE _ Hollered at Me —rude— he was I SAW HIM COMIH (t BHT I Thought i COULD BEAT HIM ACROSS THE STREET < 77^- Them biG LOADED TtzacKS AiNT T’BB TAHtNl LOlGHTLy 7 / ' r BuT I DlDNT KNOW iT WAS LOADED/ Target Autos) RE L RUININi' Th* PEEPUL AM* yeiCE versa POP—Robin Would Like to See the Magic Work By J. MILLAR WATT fVE SEEN AN INDIAN FAKIR THROW A ROPE. IN THE AIR , CLIMB UP IT AND ff VANISH COMPLETELY J 1 WISH YOU COULD DO THAT/ C Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service. Je >Jv V STRAIGHTENED OUT By GLUYAS WILLIAMS sots tb cMirrowe* fo rmskks ibp drawer caus ib wire whaty wire fspiahs she hw a HAHowCRCHiEf Where he osoauv bkwe or all H6 reeh s-mpieHitNWo oof KEEAStHEM FANDKfRCHtffS itE DRAWERS. SCASEHCS SHt*f DRAWER SHOUlfe tHERt'5 NOTHIHO IM fHE SHiW DRAWER 60t SOCKS) AWD OHDERlVEAR WlTE CALLS) SHE MEAH-f lb ■ftLL HIK), SHE CHAN6ED iHE SHDKS to 1HE tHlRD DRAWER TROMIHEIDP \A flHPS HAMDKCPCMIET (CopyrlfM by The B«ll# ft.Inc ) OBLIGING “Do you expect that bill you have just introduced to become a law?" “No,” answered Senator Sor ghum, “I thought it had a chance I wouldn’t have introduced it. It was one of those occasions on which it seems perfectly safe to oblige a friend.” Poor Jack Amy—So you and Jack are to be married. I thought it was only a flirtation. Angelo—So did Jack. His Weakness Mose—Wuz youall evah fi’ed with enthusiasm? Sambo—Yassuh, fum nea’ly eve’y job Ah evah had. Versatile Young Brown was watching young Jones admiringly in the swimming bath. “Jolly good. You can swim likt a fish,” he said. “Better, I reckon,” said his friend. “I can swim on my back.”— Providence Journal. mmsm Irium contained in BOTH Pepsodent Tooth Powder and Pepsodent Tooth Paste m • If you want your teeth to gleam and glisten as Nature intended they should, try Pepsodent with Irium I Wa sincerely believe that Pepsodent can clean your teeth more thoroughly ... polish them to a more dazzling, natural radiance than any other dentifrice. WHY? Because Pepsodent alone contains Irium. Pepsodent — thanks to Irium — is fast, thorough, and SAFEl It contains NO BLEACH, NO GRIT. NO PUMICE Try Pepsodent with Irium . . . for a smile of natural sparklet HEATS ON 1 “Her husband doesn’t complain, but she doesn’t keep her house warm enough for me.” “She keeps it warm enough for the old man, I hear.” WOODSHED STUFF Uncle John—So your ma gave you a good whipping, eh? Jimmy—Gave me a bad whipping, I’d say, Uncle John. POOR HUBBY! “I am going to heap coals of fire on my husband’s head.” “I should think it would be cheap er to buy him a hat.” JUST LIKE THAT “What’s the matter with old man Brown?” “Got a weak back.” “Well, well, how long has he had it?” “Oh, about a week back.” MIGHT AS WELL DO IT “I’m going to make over every thing Ihn worth to my landlord.” “You must be crazy, man!” “No, not crazy—just want to get it over with, you know.” AROUND THE BASES V'' -(CUffT^L ‘ 11 Swats of batters all remind us j Games are in the ninth oft won— That’s the reason that you find us Basing hopes on that home run. THEN AND NOW r \\ of "Does Jack ]i>ay as much atten tion to you as. he did a year ago?” “Goodness no! He’s playing ali mony to me now instead.” , » r f QUESTION, ANSWER Mr. Turtle—What makes you so mad, Mr. Hare? Mr. Hare—Answering fool ques tions.