McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 19, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1938
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THE FEATHERHEADS
By Otborne
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OBLIGING
“Do you expect that bill you have
just introduced to become a law?"
“No,” answered Senator Sor
ghum, “I thought it had a chance
I wouldn’t have introduced it. It
was one of those occasions on which
it seems perfectly safe to oblige a
friend.”
Poor Jack
Amy—So you and Jack are to be
married. I thought it was only a
flirtation.
Angelo—So did Jack.
His Weakness
Mose—Wuz youall evah fi’ed with
enthusiasm?
Sambo—Yassuh, fum nea’ly eve’y
job Ah evah had.
Versatile
Young Brown was watching young
Jones admiringly in the swimming
bath.
“Jolly good. You can swim likt
a fish,” he said.
“Better, I reckon,” said his
friend. “I can swim on my back.”—
Providence Journal.
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HEATS ON
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“Her husband doesn’t complain,
but she doesn’t keep her house
warm enough for me.”
“She keeps it warm enough for
the old man, I hear.”
WOODSHED STUFF
Uncle John—So your ma gave you
a good whipping, eh?
Jimmy—Gave me a bad whipping,
I’d say, Uncle John.
POOR HUBBY!
“I am going to heap coals of fire
on my husband’s head.”
“I should think it would be cheap
er to buy him a hat.”
JUST LIKE THAT
“What’s the matter with old man
Brown?”
“Got a weak back.”
“Well, well, how long has he had
it?”
“Oh, about a week back.”
MIGHT AS WELL DO IT
“I’m going to make over every
thing Ihn worth to my landlord.”
“You must be crazy, man!”
“No, not crazy—just want to get
it over with, you know.”
AROUND THE BASES
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Swats of batters all remind us j
Games are in the ninth oft won—
That’s the reason that you find us
Basing hopes on that home run.
THEN AND NOW
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"Does Jack ]i>ay as much atten
tion to you as. he did a year ago?”
“Goodness no! He’s playing ali
mony to me now instead.”
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QUESTION, ANSWER
Mr. Turtle—What makes you so
mad, Mr. Hare?
Mr. Hare—Answering fool ques
tions.