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/ MeCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1938 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Circumstance —-GoMblA <sO DOWN AND TAKE TWE MILK' IN BEFORE’ IT DISAPPEARS ACfA/N Gome. 1 or. mebbe he HASN'T arrived NET ‘ Locked out/ NOW I'LL HAVE To <sET FANNy UP 'AAORNlNy MR- FEATHERHEAD—. TUST GgTTlisI' HOME ” Am' F0R<50T VER KEV^EH- THATS TOUEH The earlV BIRD OpTEN JuST A WORM S’MATTER POP— Zipper, Zip, and Away It Goes By C. M. PAYNE (J T'- va/ould mV 'Thu Like. To -Have. A ZIP'PE'R om VO UR. T^amk'.'PoP ? *T-4at is, I+fAVE T^E. d>AM E_ T+f i Hi 6, 'Pf?ACT l CALL/, e B«Q Bmdlcat*.—WNU SmtIc*. MESCAL IKE Sy s. l. huntlky A Cover Up Job fCoorrlght. try 8. L. HuntUy. Trade Mark Jteg. V. 8. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE There be a meW RESTRANT OPINED 'ROUND HERE — Ol TlNK Ol’LL SHTbP, in An' Gne it TH' vmAkice OVER. e Ol CAN'T READ ThiS FURRlGN TALK VEZ GOT OIN HERE—SO Give me some o* this ennyvnaVJ Ala Decipher ? 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IS BEOlNNlHG 1b SET'WIDE AWAKE AND VtRV COLD TEDS FDR If UNDER REP, C6HIN6 ON rfAf lASf, -roUtH UNFORfUNAtELY SENDINS if fARfNER/ UNDER CRAWLS UNDER BED, 6R0ANIN6, AND 6Efb if Plrf) if ON AND REALIZES baby HAS stopped CRV- IN6. -TAKES SUPPERS OFT AND ODES BACK-® BED (Copyright, hy Tht Vail Pyfallrolt. !n« t HOW THE LIBRARY BEGAN Bridegroom—I say, we were aw fully bucked about this topping pres ent. By the way, what are they? Guest—O, a pair of bookends. Bridegroom—How splendid! (To the bride): Darling, these are book- ends. We really must buy a book.— London Humorist. Retired “What is your occupation?" asked the judge sternly. “I haven’t any," replied the pris oner. “I just circulate around." “Please note," said the judge to the court clerk, “that this gentle man is herewith retired from circu lation for 30 days!" Optimism Defeated “If you can’t say something pleas ant, keep quiet." “Impossible. I’m a weather fore caster." Some Bird Diner—What sort of a bird is thj^? Waiter—It’s a wood pigeon, sir. Diner—I thought so. Get me a saw. The Curse of Progress KVytW*. w. It CJ CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT PHOTOGRAPHY 'PHOTO FINISHING: XU# A ITD F F Eight genuine Ra- IvvU e ItKLt dexHi-Gtonprints and two beautiful 5x7 enlargement! with each roll for ENLARGEMENTS 251 coin. Send your next roll and receive our free “fully colored enlargement” offers. STAR PHOTO STUDIOS, La Crosse, Wis. Medallions Easily and Quickly Made These two medallions . . . the small one very open to set off the spirals of the larger one . . . can be used to form any number of lovely household treats . . . din ner cloths, bedspreads, scarfs, or doilies. Delightful pick-up work ... so easy to do, your crochet hook will just fly from one to another. Pattern 1651 contains di- Pattern 1651 rections for making a 6 inch and a 2 inch medallion (size in string) and joining them to make a vari ety of articles; illustrations of the medallions and of all stitches used; material requirements; a photograph of medallions. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Please write your name, ad dress and pattern number plainly. Recovery in Prospect, But Not Immediate Nearly all his life, when he was ill, Mark Twain was inundated with letters from well-wishers, one offering this, and another of fering that marvelous remedy for his malady, whatever it might be, says his daughter, Clara Clemens (in “My Fattier: Mark Twain"). He tried to acknowledge all such messages and sometimes did so in a whimsical way. Here is one of his replies: “Dear Sir (or Madam): I try every remedy that is sent to me. I am now on No. 67. Yours is No. 2,653. I am looking forward to its beneficial results." Now Real Economy! 1 do*. St* Joseph Aspirin lOo 3 dos. St. Joseph As SH do*. St. Joseph Sf.Josepti GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN Nature and Opinion He who lives after nature, shall never be poor; after opinion shall never be rich. Get rid of WORMS in children or adults. An enormous appe tite, itching of the nose, grind ing of teeth in sleep, eating dirt or clay are symptoms that may indicate worms. The best medicine to drive them out is Dr. Peery’s “Dead Shot" Ver mifuge. 50c a bottle at drug gists or Wright’s Pill Co., 100 Gold St., New York, N. Y. Love of a Child Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked by children. HEUMATIC PAINS are quickly relieved with Tiger’s Liniment A Doctor, writes that he uses it for back- { aches, sprains and rheumatic pains. Buy Yager’s liniment; today. Letit help you rub aches! and pains away. In use over 50 years. 25c and 50c bottles. YAGER’S LINIMENT WNU—7 17—38 lAdverfisetf BARGAINS • Our readers should always remember that our community merchants cannot afford to adver tise • bargain unless it is a real bargain. They do advertise oargains and such advertising means money saving to the people of the community.