McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 28, 1938, Image 7
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MeCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
Circumstance
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HOW THE LIBRARY BEGAN
Bridegroom—I say, we were aw
fully bucked about this topping pres
ent. By the way, what are they?
Guest—O, a pair of bookends.
Bridegroom—How splendid! (To
the bride): Darling, these are book-
ends. We really must buy a book.—
London Humorist.
Retired
“What is your occupation?" asked
the judge sternly.
“I haven’t any," replied the pris
oner. “I just circulate around."
“Please note," said the judge to
the court clerk, “that this gentle
man is herewith retired from circu
lation for 30 days!"
Optimism Defeated
“If you can’t say something pleas
ant, keep quiet."
“Impossible. I’m a weather fore
caster."
Some Bird
Diner—What sort of a bird is thj^?
Waiter—It’s a wood pigeon, sir.
Diner—I thought so. Get me a
saw.
The Curse of Progress
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Recovery in Prospect,
But Not Immediate
Nearly all his life, when he was
ill, Mark Twain was inundated
with letters from well-wishers,
one offering this, and another of
fering that marvelous remedy for
his malady, whatever it might be,
says his daughter, Clara Clemens
(in “My Fattier: Mark Twain").
He tried to acknowledge all such
messages and sometimes did so in
a whimsical way. Here is one of
his replies:
“Dear Sir (or Madam): I try
every remedy that is sent to me.
I am now on No. 67. Yours is No.
2,653. I am looking forward to its
beneficial results."
Now Real Economy!
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Nature and Opinion
He who lives after nature, shall
never be poor; after opinion shall
never be rich.
Get rid of WORMS in children
or adults. An enormous appe
tite, itching of the nose, grind
ing of teeth in sleep, eating
dirt or clay are symptoms that
may indicate worms. The best
medicine to drive them out is
Dr. Peery’s “Dead Shot" Ver
mifuge. 50c a bottle at drug
gists or Wright’s Pill Co., 100
Gold St., New York, N. Y.
Love of a Child
Better to be driven out from
among men than to be disliked by
children.
HEUMATIC PAINS
are quickly relieved with
Tiger’s Liniment A Doctor,
writes that he uses it for back- {
aches, sprains and rheumatic
pains. Buy Yager’s liniment;
today. Letit help you rub aches!
and pains away. In use over 50
years. 25c and 50c bottles.
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17—38
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