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I < ! McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY. MARCH 3. 1938 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Odbome #gMjiigg wmmmm wm Missed -fMe vieather is Terrible out/ WHY t>OMT YOU STAY HOME TODAY ? NOPE. CAN'T, rv& sot this company cominS TONICsHT—yoJ MUSHT STAY HOME _AND HELP ME — 'vNEfcE MERy others HAVE missed DAYS— YOUVE DONE THEIR- ViORK— -TURN ABOUT IS FAIR PLAY- NO INDEED — AS LON<Sr AS | CAN MAKE IT, J'LL BE LOYAL TO The TOB — / So You THINK They cant get aloncs- VNiTHOUT You ? NO — §UT 1 DON'T VNAnT THEM To . Find iT OUT/ THERE fS alwavs SOME ONE To TAKE YouR PLACE — ElTHERAT WORK— OR IN A STREET CAR. S’MATTER POP— Pop, Sound Tracker By C. M. PAYNE J *I>ONT WANT To “Hear. -Another, 6oumt> out. of Vou T3ur taint CoMiw’ OUTA ^E- r^CiP j VA CAM LEAN TDO WK7 AM* UlS&EN/ .■A ?X C B«U Syndic*!*.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY m The Other Side of the Question THOUSMT NUM WAL.l WAS a u-iv^v^pai Ypaj-T'UIT Ai I WAS INJVITED CNER TO TEB BOGGS' MOUSE SUPPER. BUSTED UP INJ ruckus an’ D 1 UP AM' LETT WHAT MISSUS BOGGS' STARTED THE J BROTHER,, WHOS ARGUMEMT ?y AVlSlTIM* PROM GALA GULCH, ORATED , THET HIT WAS impolite: Tt> EAT WITH VOR AM* ZEB SAVS/'LUMAT DO VUH MEAM IMPOLITE 1 \JUEVE LET YUW EAT WITH VOR FORK EVER SIMCE YUH COME HERE AM* NEVER EVEN! LET OKI ^HOUUFUUMY^ HIT LOOKS TO US i oDvrrgWjt, by 8. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Res. U. S. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE In the Act Sb Yez BE PANHAMDLIM' 'ROUND HER? AGIN / \ INDEED, I'M SORRY To SAY CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE COMPELLED ME TO AGAIN RESORT tb SAY-YKZ BE NO DUMB Bell-how come Yez. PONT Go T'WURRK— DO SOMETimG WiT TH TALENT an' EDDlCAjioM Yet. GOT? i have endeavored To AIM HI GheR— THIS PALTRY existence irks ME- Ahi WHUT ELSE HAVE sez TROlED f ONE OF MY MOST AMBiTOUS ENDEAVORS WAS THE OPENIKKr OF A BANK— An' YEZ. WUZ UNSUCCESSFUL 2 AK YeS The gendarmes came UPON ME WHILE / WAS DOING IT/ YEZ. moiGHT CONSIDER BANK RoBB/Ajfr A SAFE fcOSlAieft POP— Two Misfits By J. MILLAR WATT AFRAID I CAMY LET YOU IN, I SIR FANCY ^ DRESS ONLY/ -/= - if flAAM i. l .e ,V , !,„ ■ [ , T : ; • v..: . 1 ' .' . T mimm ■. ■' / W i .li ** I. Y ; — \ ■Hg' . - I • ; w- V—lCowrrlHU. lt»>. »r Tbe Bel) ayndiqtta. |»c.) ; * s ; w-S'ftvx •: :• * I. ; # w COAT HELPER By GLUYAS WILLIAMS k/M V y \ i Wire CAUS io 61f MIL COKf WM. 6Ef5 COAT AND HWDS K MADV fbR NOfHINfe HAPPENS, WiT CAUM6 5«'U BE DOWN Wire APPEARS KlASf. fklMBl£4 HURRlEDW M<5 ifSIRAIftNf'WrD OlN' AND FINDS SHE HAS CONE To fCU. AUHf SUE WHAT 70 DO HOIDINC COW WIFE Gift (NfO COAfW /vt WT-UN, CLASPS IftSf, AND SAVS SHE'li. BE MUCH TOO WARM, HE'D BEffER erf HER UfeHT SHOULDER STRAP, irX* CUHMS SHE F0R60T It) (Coerrieoi- *>» TH> ">» > COAf OUT, GRAMMAR LESSONS A little girl who was in the habit of saying “ain’t” for isn’t” was re proved by her mother. A short time afterward, on hearing her cousin use the same word, she ran to her mother and exclaimed: “Mother, Doris says ‘It ain’t,’ but it isn’t ‘ain’t.’ It’s ‘isn’t,’ ain’t it?” Suggestion Richard was helping his mother make his favorite dessert. “Mother, they say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away!’ ” “Yes,” mother answered. “Wouldn’t it be fine if three des serts a day kept the doctor away!” he sighed.—Indianapolis News. An Uprising Orator—Who has done most to arouse the working classes? Heckler—The inventor of alarm clocks —Our Paper. Real Man “Did Jones take his bad luck like a man?” “Exactly; he blamed it all on his wife.”—The Digest. The Curse of Progress X 7 ipyrvM. w,». m What 1$ Proper Use of Furniture Polish? In a recent investigation, it was proven that many, many home makers use furniture polish incor rectly—pouring it on a dry cloth, for application to the furniture! This is a gross waste of the house wife’s time, energy and her pol ish! And the latter is usually blamed. We refer, of course, to oil polish—for this type is best to clean, beautify and preserve the furniture. The best oil polish is not greasy, because it’s made with a fine, light-oil base. The polish should be applied on a damp cloth —thoroughly moistened with water, then wrung out. Saturate this cloth with the polish—spread on—and rub lightly. The “wet” of the cloth smoothly distributes the polish—and the finish absorbs, re ceives it evenly! This correct procedure takes the “labor” out of polishing — and requires far less tiresome rubbing! A dry cloth is then used to easily work up the glow, which is even and uniform— the desired effect! This—and only this—is the proper way to use a good oil polish! MORE WOMEN USE 0-CEDAR POLISH THAN ANY OTHER KIND! ... because O-Cedar not only cleans as it polishes, but preserves your fur niture—“feeds” the finish, prevents drying-out, cracking. Insist upon O-Cedar Polish, for furniture, woodwork and floors (with the fa mous O-Cedar Mop). m Q€ da As You Can Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, to all the people you can, as long as you can.—John Wesley. "Ah showed yo’ mammy with JEWEL, too, honey" #For generations, fine cooks throughout the South have preferred Jewel Shortening. A Special Blend of choice vegetable fats and other bland cooking fats. Jewel actually creams faster, makes more tender baked foods, than the costliest types of shortening. You get better results every time. Look for the red carton. SWIfT S Wei FAVORITE OF THE SOUTH Put to Use No, the little deeds of kindness and the cordial words which we scatter on our path through life are not lost.—Pierre de Coule- vain. IROMheERSVIURV INSTANT LIGHTING ^^otenifln mbSwc Iron Ironing m quicker, easier and mors ta*k. Iron ‘ Make ironii pleasant task. Iron the easy way—with a Cole man. the genuine Instant Lighting Iron. Just turn n valve, strike n match and it lights in stantly. The Coleman heats in a jiffy, is quickly ready for use. Operates for Hr an hour. See your dealer or write for FREE FOLDER. THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. LAMP lichits, IT , Pm.; Los, Dept. WU820, Wichita, Kans.; Chicago, HI.; _ . (Anee j eg> Cauf. (7WW) WNU—7 9—38 MAGIC rARRET It doesn’t matter what you’re thinking of buy ing—a bar-pin or a baby grand, a new suit for Junior or a set of dining-room furniture-^ the best place to start your shopping tour is in so essy-chair, with so open newspaper. The turn of s page will carry you as swiftly as the magic carpet of the Arabian Nights, from one end of the shopping district to th' other. You can rely on modern advertising as a guide to good values, you can compare prices and styles,fabrics and finishes, just as though you were standing in a store. Make a habit of reading the advertisement! in this paper every week. They can save you time, energy and money.