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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY. MARCH 3. 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Odbome
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STAY HOME TODAY ?
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cominS TONICsHT—yoJ
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others HAVE
missed DAYS—
YOUVE DONE
THEIR- ViORK—
-TURN ABOUT IS
FAIR PLAY-
NO INDEED —
AS LON<Sr AS
| CAN MAKE IT,
J'LL BE LOYAL
TO The TOB —
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get aloncs-
VNiTHOUT
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SOME ONE
To TAKE
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PLACE —
ElTHERAT
WORK—
OR IN A
STREET
CAR.
S’MATTER POP— Pop, Sound Tracker
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MESCAL IKE
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The Other Side of the Question
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COAf OUT,
GRAMMAR LESSONS
A little girl who was in the habit
of saying “ain’t” for isn’t” was re
proved by her mother.
A short time afterward, on hearing
her cousin use the same word, she
ran to her mother and exclaimed:
“Mother, Doris says ‘It ain’t,’ but it
isn’t ‘ain’t.’ It’s ‘isn’t,’ ain’t it?”
Suggestion
Richard was helping his mother
make his favorite dessert.
“Mother, they say ‘An apple a day
keeps the doctor away!’ ”
“Yes,” mother answered.
“Wouldn’t it be fine if three des
serts a day kept the doctor away!”
he sighed.—Indianapolis News.
An Uprising
Orator—Who has done most to
arouse the working classes?
Heckler—The inventor of alarm
clocks —Our Paper.
Real Man
“Did Jones take his bad luck like
a man?”
“Exactly; he blamed it all on
his wife.”—The Digest.
The Curse of Progress
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What 1$ Proper Use
of Furniture Polish?
In a recent investigation, it was
proven that many, many home
makers use furniture polish incor
rectly—pouring it on a dry cloth,
for application to the furniture!
This is a gross waste of the house
wife’s time, energy and her pol
ish! And the latter is usually
blamed. We refer, of course, to oil
polish—for this type is best to
clean, beautify and preserve the
furniture. The best oil polish is not
greasy, because it’s made with a
fine, light-oil base. The polish
should be applied on a damp cloth
—thoroughly moistened with
water, then wrung out. Saturate
this cloth with the polish—spread
on—and rub lightly. The “wet” of
the cloth smoothly distributes the
polish—and the finish absorbs, re
ceives it evenly! This correct
procedure takes the “labor” out of
polishing — and requires far less
tiresome rubbing! A dry cloth is
then used to easily work up the
glow, which is even and uniform—
the desired effect! This—and only
this—is the proper way to use a
good oil polish!
MORE WOMEN USE
0-CEDAR POLISH
THAN ANY OTHER KIND!
... because O-Cedar not only cleans
as it polishes, but preserves your fur
niture—“feeds” the finish, prevents
drying-out, cracking. Insist
upon O-Cedar Polish, for
furniture, woodwork and
floors (with the fa
mous O-Cedar
Mop).
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As You Can
Do all the good you can, by all
the means you can, in all the
ways you can, in all the places
you can, to all the people you
can, as long as you can.—John
Wesley.
"Ah showed
yo’ mammy with
JEWEL, too,
honey"
#For generations, fine cooks
throughout the South have preferred
Jewel Shortening. A Special Blend
of choice vegetable fats and other
bland cooking fats. Jewel actually
creams faster, makes more tender
baked foods, than the costliest types
of shortening. You get better results
every time. Look for the red carton.
SWIfT
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FAVORITE OF THE SOUTH
Put to Use
No, the little deeds of kindness
and the cordial words which we
scatter on our path through life
are not lost.—Pierre de Coule-
vain.
IROMheERSVIURV
INSTANT LIGHTING
^^otenifln mbSwc Iron
Ironing m quicker, easier and mors
ta*k. Iron ‘
Make ironii
pleasant task. Iron the easy way—with a Cole
man. the genuine Instant Lighting Iron. Just
turn n valve, strike n match and it lights in
stantly. The Coleman heats in a jiffy, is quickly
ready for use. Operates for Hr an hour. See
your dealer or write for FREE FOLDER.
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WNU—7
9—38
MAGIC rARRET
It doesn’t matter what you’re thinking of buy
ing—a bar-pin or a baby grand, a new suit
for Junior or a set of dining-room furniture-^
the best place to start your shopping tour is
in so essy-chair, with so open newspaper.
The turn of s page will carry you as swiftly
as the magic carpet of the Arabian Nights,
from one end of the shopping district to th'
other. You can rely on modern advertising
as a guide to good values, you can compare
prices and styles,fabrics and finishes, just as
though you were standing in a store.
Make a habit of reading the advertisement!
in this paper every week. They can save you
time, energy and money.