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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1939 BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN LALA PALOOZA Love Suffers a Slight Interruption By RUBE GOLDBERG S’MATTER POP— Pop Is All Set for It By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE b? s. l. huntley One of Those Practical Gifts (CoDvrlgM. h» H. 1^ Huntley. Trade Mark Re*. U. S. Pat. Oltleel POP— No Time for Play By J# MILLAR WATT Corse of Progress D BAD TASTE ‘‘Look, here, waiter, is this peach or apple pie?” ■*' “Can’t you tell from the taste?” “No, I can’t.” “Well, then, what difference does it make?” The Soft Speaker “We should always speak gently.” “If you have violated a traffic reg ulation it’s absolutely necessary. But if you’re the cop you don’t have to.”—Washington Star. Logical Deduction Bobby—Just suppose you found a dollar bill in your pocket. What would you think? Joe—I’d think I had someone else’s pants on. Many Returns “Do you ever hear any more about the money you lent the people next door?” “I should say so! They bought a radio with it.” |J COURT OF APPEAL By GLUYAS WILLIAMS SfAflOriS HERS Elf IMDER fiFtS HER 1b WINDOW At bedroom Wihdow Where last and shodiS junior MOTHER IS 1W6 to REST W&tK LEf HER HAVE A AND SHRIEKS "MOlHERi" TURN OH VELOCIPEDE SEAS A DECISION) AHD 60ES Orr.DlRECtiNlj HER VOCAL "POWERS flf JUNIOR JUNIOR APPEARS, 6£f5 MOTHER To WINDOW AND SHOUTS DID SHE EEAUY SAY SISTER WAS To HAUflf A FEW MINUTES lATCR HE IS BACK SHOUT1N6 NOW SISTER WONT LET HIM HAVE A TURK /WALL wins the verdict which sister immediately appj-ms ON GROUNDS THAT HE HAD IT FOR Two RIDES AROUND BLOCK MOTHER RULES VELOCIPEDE IS TO BE PUT AWAY. GOES BACK To REST UNAL BOTH START SHOUTING IF THEY STOP squabbling can they have iTasaiM? © Bell Syndicate. Inc” IZncLe J^hlL S>g.u5: Sadder, but Not Wiser A fool and his money are soon parted, but that does not give him judgment and discretion. The world is full of time. Use it. An auto accident can happen in two seconds. It Would Be Well— If the mind could reject poison as the stomach frequently does. Public opinion is the great est cork on free speech; not any law. Bottles you have forgotten the purpose of have got into the medi cine chest like keys on your key ring. Useless by Itself A pen is mightier than the sword, but it needs two aids: brains and ink. History repeats itself, par ticularly the worst history. Pope said, “Man is the glory, jest and riddle of the world;” but it is likely to be a different one who is each. CHECK YOURSELF FOR THESE COMMON SIGNS OF ACID INDIGESTION rtboni O Sour Stomach Add isoa □ Headache Appetite □ ‘*6"” ed Feeling In wring j,gglno*a w 5 • If You Have Any of These Symptoms — and Suspect Acid Indigestion as the Cause— “Alkalize’? the Quick, Easy “Phillips?” Way* If the Trouble Persists —See your Doctor* Now there is a way to relieve “acid indigestion” — with almost incredi- • ble speed. You simply take 2 tea- spoonfuls of Phillips’ Milk of Mag nesia 30 minutes after meals. OR — take 2 Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia Tablets, the exact equivalent. Results are amazing. Often you get relief in a few minutes. Nausea and upset distress disappear. It produces no gas to embarrass you and offend others. Try it—Get liquid Phillips* Milk of Magnesia for home use and a box of Phfllips’ Milk of Magnesia Tab lets to carry with you. PHILLIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA it IN LIQUID OR TABLET FORM SEVERAL MEN WANTED FOR STEADY JOBS AS LAUNDRY ROUTE SALESMEN In Atlanta, by large well established concern. Salary $15.00 per week while learning and many men earn twice that much on regular routes. Age 22 to 35. High school or better. Bond required. Drive automobile. Experience In selling house to house will help. If you have a bright cheerful sales disposition and are clean and healthy In mind and body and can leave liquor alone, then write outlining your employment experience since leaving school and inclose a photograph of yourself. Interview by appointment only. p. o. Box 1254. Atlanta. Ga. Head colds do make you feel miseraole. Do this for relief: Put 2 drops Penetxo Nose Drops In each nostril — so soothing, cooling to irritated mem brane of the nose and throat. Astringent-like action of ephe- drine quickly al lows you “more room to breathe”. PENETRO Nose DROPS mmmmmmms CONSTIPATED! Cas Crowds Heart. "For thirty yean constipation caused me headaches and pains in the back. Awful gas bloating crowded my heart. Adlerika helped you are constipated. FIRST: Accumulated wastes swell up bowels and press on nerves in the digestive tract. SECOND: Partly digest ed food starts to decay forming GAS,bringing on sour stomach, indigestion, and heartburn, bloating you up until you sometimes gasp for breath. Adlerika gives double relief with DOUBLE ACTION. Adlerika relieves STOMACH GAS almost at once. It often clears bowels in less than two hours. No grip ing, no after effects, just quick results. Rec ommended by many doctors for 35 yean. Sold at all drug stores WNU—7 3—39 AT 6000 DRUG STORES BAm^SS^CessedRetie/L RHEUMATISMS"'^!