McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, January 19, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1939
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
LALA PALOOZA Love Suffers a Slight Interruption
By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— Pop Is All Set for It
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE b? s. l. huntley
One of Those Practical Gifts
(CoDvrlgM. h» H. 1^ Huntley. Trade Mark Re*. U. S. Pat. Oltleel
POP— No Time for Play By J# MILLAR WATT
Corse of Progress
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BAD TASTE
‘‘Look, here, waiter, is this peach
or apple pie?” ■*'
“Can’t you tell from the taste?”
“No, I can’t.”
“Well, then, what difference does
it make?”
The Soft Speaker
“We should always speak gently.”
“If you have violated a traffic reg
ulation it’s absolutely necessary.
But if you’re the cop you don’t have
to.”—Washington Star.
Logical Deduction
Bobby—Just suppose you found a
dollar bill in your pocket. What
would you think?
Joe—I’d think I had someone
else’s pants on.
Many Returns
“Do you ever hear any more
about the money you lent the people
next door?”
“I should say so! They bought
a radio with it.”
|J COURT OF APPEAL
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
SfAflOriS HERS Elf IMDER fiFtS HER 1b WINDOW At
bedroom Wihdow Where last and shodiS junior
MOTHER IS 1W6 to REST W&tK LEf HER HAVE A
AND SHRIEKS "MOlHERi" TURN OH VELOCIPEDE
SEAS A DECISION) AHD
60ES Orr.DlRECtiNlj
HER VOCAL "POWERS flf
JUNIOR
JUNIOR APPEARS, 6£f5
MOTHER To WINDOW AND
SHOUTS DID SHE EEAUY
SAY SISTER WAS To HAUflf
A FEW MINUTES lATCR
HE IS BACK SHOUT1N6
NOW SISTER WONT LET
HIM HAVE A TURK /WALL
wins the verdict which
sister immediately appj-ms
ON GROUNDS THAT HE HAD IT
FOR Two RIDES AROUND BLOCK
MOTHER RULES VELOCIPEDE IS TO BE
PUT AWAY. GOES BACK To REST UNAL
BOTH START SHOUTING IF THEY STOP
squabbling can they have iTasaiM?
© Bell Syndicate. Inc”
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S>g.u5:
Sadder, but Not Wiser
A fool and his money are soon
parted, but that does not give him
judgment and discretion.
The world is full of time. Use
it. An auto accident can happen
in two seconds.
It Would Be Well—
If the mind could reject poison
as the stomach frequently does.
Public opinion is the great
est cork on free speech; not
any law.
Bottles you have forgotten the
purpose of have got into the medi
cine chest like keys on your key
ring.
Useless by Itself
A pen is mightier than the
sword, but it needs two aids:
brains and ink.
History repeats itself, par
ticularly the worst history.
Pope said, “Man is the glory,
jest and riddle of the world;” but
it is likely to be a different one
who is each.
CHECK
YOURSELF
FOR THESE COMMON
SIGNS OF
ACID INDIGESTION
rtboni O Sour Stomach
Add
isoa □ Headache
Appetite □ ‘*6"”
ed Feeling In
wring
j,gglno*a w 5
• If You Have Any of These
Symptoms — and Suspect
Acid Indigestion as the
Cause— “Alkalize’? the
Quick, Easy “Phillips?”
Way* If the Trouble Persists
—See your Doctor*
Now there is a way to relieve “acid
indigestion” — with almost incredi- •
ble speed. You simply take 2 tea-
spoonfuls of Phillips’ Milk of Mag
nesia 30 minutes after meals. OR —
take 2 Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia
Tablets, the exact equivalent.
Results are amazing. Often you
get relief in a few minutes. Nausea
and upset distress disappear. It
produces no gas to embarrass you
and offend others.
Try it—Get liquid Phillips* Milk
of Magnesia for home use and a box
of Phfllips’ Milk of Magnesia Tab
lets to carry with you.
PHILLIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA
it IN LIQUID OR TABLET FORM
SEVERAL MEN WANTED FOR STEADY
JOBS AS LAUNDRY ROUTE SALESMEN
In Atlanta, by large well established concern.
Salary $15.00 per week while learning and
many men earn twice that much on regular
routes. Age 22 to 35. High school or better.
Bond required. Drive automobile. Experience
In selling house to house will help. If you
have a bright cheerful sales disposition and
are clean and healthy In mind and body and
can leave liquor alone, then write outlining
your employment experience since leaving
school and inclose a photograph of yourself.
Interview by appointment only. p. o. Box
1254. Atlanta. Ga.
Head colds do
make you feel
miseraole. Do
this for relief: Put
2 drops Penetxo
Nose Drops In
each nostril — so
soothing, cooling
to irritated mem
brane of the
nose and throat.
Astringent-like
action of ephe-
drine quickly al
lows you “more
room to breathe”.
PENETRO
Nose
DROPS
mmmmmmms
CONSTIPATED!
Cas Crowds Heart.
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headaches and pains in the back. Awful gas
bloating crowded my heart. Adlerika helped
you are constipated. FIRST: Accumulated
wastes swell up bowels and press on nerves in
the digestive tract. SECOND: Partly digest
ed food starts to decay forming GAS,bringing
on sour stomach, indigestion, and heartburn,
bloating you up until you sometimes gasp for
breath. Adlerika gives double relief with
DOUBLE ACTION. Adlerika relieves
STOMACH GAS almost at once. It often
clears bowels in less than two hours. No grip
ing, no after effects, just quick results. Rec
ommended by many doctors for 35 yean.
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