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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE ^ Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Isolated WHY, HELLO, MRS. KAHL— I'M SO GLAD VoLi CALLED ME-ETC-ETC. — S'O CLAP YOU STOPPED IM BREAKS Up MV DAY IOA.M. i donT thimk vvh wakjt ah esiCYCLOPEPlA BUT I PO»siT mind loo kins- at the books I JUST Thought I'D CALL. 'you up— I W/ANT To ASK YOU ABOUT THAT AFFAIR NEXT— IMS* - OF COURSE. YOU’RE WELCOME TO A CUP Op -7 SUGAR— 4.30PM oh- i'm So glad you're HOME H IT HAS BEEM SUCH A LOKJCr PAY— I'VE BEEM SO LONESOME S’MATTER POP— Finally, Pop Made It Out 5^0 PM. By C. M. PAYNE is what ' You make it— IF You CAN MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY The Fare-Thee-Wellers "-3A.V l JEST TVJOUSWT’— PA PiPFL.es A-GOIM* OVER TO GALA. GULCH PERTH* *JEEKE«OP! WOW'D VUW URE TO RUM DOWN) TO TU* STAGE COACH STZVPOkJ AM* TELL WIl^L-— GOOD-BYE?, SlTDA3 513TV133 >MWV,*TMAR AMD WHO ARE . , , ME 13 /GOSH, TAU-TVOSE PEOPLE LC} WHAT HAPPEMEDlLOM THE STAGE / ^ v^T . Or \( /cirviwo 1 FINNEY OF THE FORCE L NOW-TAKE your things OFF AND I’LL BE RIGHT WiTH YOU Diagnosis TH^RE'^ not a u VV16-OI KNOW THING WRONG- ^1 AlL THAT/ 01 WITH YOU, OFFICER- ) f EST COME IN HFART OKAY t'TELL Yet YER CAR 15 , PARRKSD ON Th wRRONCi- SOiDE O' shTreet/ V flNHE/ _T ^ iOME Wj ALMOST KILL THiMSlLVEi Trowin' , TO BE TH P1CT00R O' HEALTH POP— When Quiet Is Trying COME UP AND LISTEN IN MY ROOM, UNCLE ! By J. MILLAR WATT /7 I CANY HEAR ANYTHING/ no: ISNT IT , QUIET / © Bell Syndicate.—WHU Service. Striving to Please A young subaltern joined a guards depot, his upper lip as yet un adorned with even the suspicion of down. The adjutant sent for him. “You must grow a mustache.” “Yes, sir.” “And not one of those Chaplin af fairs—a proper mustache.” “Yes, sir.” The interview was finished, but the subaltern did not move, so the adjutant asked: “Well, what more do you want?” “Any particular color, sir?” Silly Anne—What fools some women a re! Nan—Why? Anne—Well, if you give your hus band too much rope, can you blame him if he skips?—The Pathfinder. Down on the Farm Si Lowe—Right smart wind last night, Eph. Blew th’ roof right off my barn. Damage yer roof any? Eph—Can’t tell, Si. Hain’t found the barn yit. TEAM PLAY By GLUYAS WILLIAMS D MMItfRSTtAM AU. Ifc POU fbeWtR AND SHOW A UfrlE team- PlAV AND THEY can LCN THraE 60VS OPPONENTS COME TWROOGH WM reu 20 YWOS. TtAH MATES PEMANp WtM DOES NT HECEflN TflERE AND SHOW A UTYIE R6»r sprigs mtb position. 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Pattern 1579 contains com plete, simple instructions for cut- Pattern 1579. ting, sewing and finishing, togeth er with yardage chart, diagram of quilt to help arrange the blocks for single and double bed size, and a diagram of block which serves as a guide for placing the patches and suggests contrast ing materials. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Increased Use of Soap Between 1919 and 1929 adver tising increased the per capita soap consumption in the United States 50 per cent. The per capita consumption in the United States is 24 pounds a year, and in Europe it is 4 pounds. HEAD COLD RELIEF WITH EVERY BREATH Just put 2 drops of Penetro Nose Drops in each nostril and get relief from the discomfort of miserable head colds and sinus congestion. 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